The Third Annual Total Drama: Hunger Games

This is the third annual episode of the Total Drama: Hunger Games, a fight-to-the-death elimination based competition which is hosted by User:Glenn31 and run by User:Amazing Hijotee. In this episode, ten contestants all compete in the games, for which the last one standing wins a grand prize and is crowned "victor" of the show.

Intro / Reaping

5:30 Glenn31

 SHUT YOUR ASSES! 

•  : WELCOME!
•  : I'm Blaineley, and welcome to the 3rd Annual Hunger Games!
•  : So, without further ado, it's reaping time!
•  : Ladies first
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  : So that's for the girls
•  : *whispers to Blaineley*
•  : Seriously?

The Villainous Vulture has joined the chat. 5:32 Glenn31

•  : Ugh! Fine!

5:32 The Villainous Vulture xD 5:32 Glenn31

•  : Apparently, Sadie died of a potato-related sickness last night, so we need to re-draw the last girl

The Villainous Vulture has been kicked by Glenn31. The Villainous Vulture has joined the chat. 5:33 Glenn31

•  : And our replacement is.....
•  : WHAT!?
•  : !?

 DO NOT TALK 

•  : *shaking* Ok then, so it looks like I'm in the games!
•  : N-n-n-now for the boys.....
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  :
•  : So that's for the boys
•  : So, our tributes this year are:

 2 DAYS LATER, AT THE CAPITOL 

•  : Welcome everyone!
•  : I'm glad to announce that in about a week's time, 9 of you will die!
•  : Can I get a woop woop!?
•  : I won't let anyone harm my gorgeous face!
•  : Chris! I'm over 18, I shouldn't have to do this!
•  : There's no age restrictions
•  : D:
•  : *gets text* Huh?
•  : CRAP!
•  : *shoots Justin*

5:42 BoysCanLikeItToo o.o 5:42 Glenn31

•  : X_X
•  : SOMEBODY *looks at Blaineley* Forgot that Mike has to be in this year's games!
•  : So, since Justin just died, Mike is replacing him :D
•  : So close!

Training Session

•  : Ok, so start training!

 START TRAINING 

5:44 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Humping training dummy*

5:44 Glenn31

•  : *climbing walls*
•  : *rocking back and forth*

5:45 TrueCobalion

•  : *rips the dummy face off*

5:45 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Humps Blaineleys face*

5:45 TrueCobalion

•  : *hits the dummy with karate*

5:45 Glenn31

•  : Hey, where's DJ?

5:45 The Villainous Vulture

•  : I Dunno'

5:45 Glenn31

•  : Keep training my pretties!

5:46 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Humping Blaineley still*

5:46 Glenn31

•  : GET OFFA ME!

5:46 The Villainous Vulture

•  : NEVAAAAAAA
•  : I will kill you wit mah body :D

Pre-Challenge

5:47 Glenn31

•  : OK! TRAINING'S OVER!
•  : To the hovercraft!

5:47 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Humps Blaineleys back as they walk in*

5:47 Glenn31

•  : Now!
•  : You. Die. First!

5:48 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Stumbles in*
•  :*File:You don't say.png

5:48 Glenn31

•  : Welcome to this year's arena!
•  : A castle!

5:49 TrueCobalion

•  : COOL!
•  : I wanted to live there with Graham Cracker@1

5:49 Glenn31

•  : *looking at scanner* What the? It looks like there's someone else here besides us

5:49 The Villainous Vulture

•  :*File:Die.png

5:49 Glenn31

•  : And it's not Scott

5:50 The Villainous Vulture

•  : D:
•  : *Walks off sadly*

5:50 Glenn31

•  : It's.....
•  : Zoey!?

5:50 Scottney + Fang

• MWAHAHAHA

5:50 Glenn31

•  : Owen, what are you doing here?

5:50 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *About to hit Zoey with a club but trips*

5:50 Scottney + Fang

• DIE!

5:51 Glenn31

•  : *shoots Owen*
•  : Ok, everyone on a pedestal!

5:51 The Villainous Vulture

•  : NOOOOOOOOOOO

5:51 Scottney + Fang

• AHAHAHAH

5:51 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Puts gun in mouth*

5:51 Glenn31

•  : OWEN! LEAVE! NOW!

5:51 The Villainous Vulture

•  : I can't live without Owen! D:

5:51 Scottney + Fang

• Or what?

5:51 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *About to pull trigger*

5:52 Glenn31

•  : You can compete!
•  : And die!

5:52 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Pulls trigger*

5:52 Scottney + Fang

• Excuse me? What did you say?

5:52 Glenn31

•  : Owen is competing!

5:52 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Is le dead*

5:52 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  ; hehehehehehheheeheheee...

5:52 Glenn31

•  : In DJ's place I guess

5:52 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *About to hit Zoey with a hammer, but falls over because of the weight*

5:53 Glenn31

•  : Owen, stand on the pedestal please

5:53 Scottney + Fang

• *shots Self*
• *stand on Pedestal*

5:53 BoysCanLikeItToo scott 5:53 Glenn31

•  : *escorts Scott off the premasis*

5:53 BoysCanLikeItToo you are fucking dead 5:53 Glenn31 SCOTT 5:53 The Villainous Vulture

•  : OH YEA *Humping Blaineley still*

5:53 Glenn31 BLEW UP 5:53 The Villainous Vulture

•  : Or did I?

The Villainous Vulture has been kicked by BoysCanLikeItToo. 5:53 BoysCanLikeItToo you did 5:53 Glenn31

•  : *presses button and Scott blows up* Yes, he did

The Villainous Vulture has joined the chat. 5:54 Glenn31

•  : Ok, so you all know the drill

5:54 Scottney + Fang

• I'm ready to kill some bitches

5:54 BoysCanLikeItToo o.o

Main Challenge

5:54 Glenn31

•  : You have one minute to get some food and weapons and run somewhere in this huge castle that's the size of Iceland

5:55 Scottney + Fang

• *gets some food*

5:55 Glenn31

•  : Mike has a 5 minute immunity since he won the last Hunger Games
•  : *land mines under Owen explode*
•  : Not yet, Owen is dead!

5:55 BoysCanLikeItToo

• MIIKKEEE.E.E.E..E.E.E.E.E.

5:55 Scottney + Fang

• What!?

5:55 BoysCanLikeItToo the dead cant talk 5:55 Glenn31

•  : Owen moved off of his pedestal before he was allowed
•  : But, since I'm nice *presses button and a new Owen appears*

5:56 Scottney + Fang

• *this time he stays on pedestal*

5:56 Glenn31

•  : *takes Mike's arm and plants a small device into it*
•  : What's that?
•  : A bomb!
•  : D:
•  : You can't win this, I only brought you back to die, if you make it to the final 3, this bomb will detonate
•  : Ok....

5:58 The Villainous Vulture

•  : Actually, I'm alive

5:58 Glenn31

•  : Ok, your minute of freedom starts........

5:58 The Villainous Vulture

•  : BYE! *Leaves*

5:58 Glenn31

•  : NOW!
•  : GO GO GO!

5:58 TrueCobalion

•  : *steals knives*

5:58 Glenn31

•  : NO ATTACKING

5:58 Scottney + Fang

• *gets some swords*

5:58 TrueCobalion

•  : *grabs bread and water*

5:58 Glenn31

•  : JUST RUN!

5:58 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Humping Blaineley*

5:58 Glenn31

•  : GO GO GO!

5:58 TrueCobalion

•  : *gets backpack and takes a sword*

5:58 Scottney + Fang

• *gets guns&

5:58 TrueCobalion

•  : *Gets bread*

5:58 Glenn31

•  : *grabs machete and bow and arrows then runs*

5:58 The Villainous Vulture

•  : Lets go Blaineley*File:Die.png

5:58 Glenn31

•  : Kill me now,,,,

5:59 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *tackles leshawna and bashes her face in with a rock*

5:59 Scottney + Fang

• *gets bows and arroes*

5:59 Glenn31

•  : TIME UP! DIE TIME!

5:59 The Villainous Vulture

•  : D:
• : SHE ATTACKED ME BEOFRE!

5:59 Glenn31

•  : MIKE NOW HAS 5 MINUTES IMMUNITY!

5:59 BoysCanLikeItToo

• : *dissapears in the shadows*

5:59 The Villainous Vulture

• File:Leshanwa.png: *Humps Zoey*

5:59 Scottney + Fang

• *slice DJ*

5:59 The Villainous Vulture

• *

5:59 TrueCobalion

•  : Okay! *throws a knife at Blaineley*

5:59 Glenn31

•  : *slashes Leshawna's head off with machete*

5:59 The Villainous Vulture

•  : D:

5:59 BoysCanLikeItToo bitch is dead 5:59 Glenn31

•  : *dies*

6:00 TrueCobalion

•  : *throws his sword at anne maria*

6:00 The Villainous Vulture

•  : *Body is humping the ground as she dies*

6:00 Glenn31

•  : *runs* I need to find Zoey!

6:00 Scottney + Fang

• *slices Izzy head with sword*

6:00 TrueCobalion

•  : Izzy! *stabs Anne Maria in the chest*

6:00 Glenn31

•  : *climbs up tree*

 DO NOT TALK 

•  : Ok, lots of people died there!

 The Fallen are:***** 
 The Fallen are:***** 
 CONTINUE 

•  : Everyone spread out and set up camp, NO FIRING UNTIL MORNING

6:02 TrueCobalion

•  : *runs up a tree in the woods*

6:02 Scottney + Fang

• *shoots self*

6:02 Glenn31

•  : And Geoff is DOWN!

6:02 Scottney + Fang

• AW YEAH!

6:02 TrueCobalion

•  : *Ties his bag to it*

6:02 Glenn31

•  : *looks for Zoey*
•  : ZOEY!?

6:02 TrueCobalion

•  : *hides in sleeping bag*

6:02 Glenn31

•  : *climbs up tree* Oh well

The Villainous Vulture has left the chat. 6:03 Glenn31 lol, Final 5 already 6:03 Scottney + Fang Who is final 5? 6:04 Glenn31

• ** and IDK who else

6:04 TrueCobalion

•  : *eating bread*

6:04 Glenn31 True, who do you have? 6:04 TrueCobalion

• and*
• died

6:04 Glenn31

•  : MIKE'S IMMUNITY IS UP!

6:04 TrueCobalion

•  : *drinking water*

6:04 Glenn31

•  : But, nobody can attack yet*

6:04 Scottney + Fang Gwen is still alive 6:05 Glenn31 Ok, who else? 6:05 Scottney + Fang So is B 6:05 Glenn31 Ok 6:05 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *tackles and rips off gwens head*

6:05 Glenn31

•  : ZOEY! STOP!

6:05 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *sleeping on the cornicopia*

6:05 Glenn31

•  : Nobody can die until morning

6:05 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : HEEHEHEHEHE..*dissapears into the shadows*

6:05 Scottney + Fang

• *goes to cornucopia*

6:05 Glenn31

•  : *presses button and Gwen's head re-attaches*

6:06 Scottney + Fang Who was Gwen? 6:06 TrueCobalion

•  : I need a light... *lights a match but it drops next to a tree* Whoops

6:06 Glenn31

•  : *sharpens machete* Why am I even bothering when I can't win

6:06 TrueCobalion

•  : Uh oh
•  : Theres*File:Fire.png !

6:06 Glenn31

•  : FOREST FIRE!

6:06 TrueCobalion

•  : *gets out of bag and runs*

6:06 Glenn31

•  : D: *runs*

6:06 Scottney + Fang

• *runs*

6:06 TrueCobalion

•  : Fire!!! *running*

6:07 Glenn31

•  : ZOEY!! ZOEY!?

6:07 Scottney + Fang

• Fire? *running*

6:07 Glenn31

•  : ZOEY, WHERE ARE YOU!?

6:07 TrueCobalion

•  : *gets into the water*

6:07 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *rolls a boulder off a cliff that comes towards mike*

6:07 Glenn31

•  : *dives into moat*
•  : GAAAAH!

6:07 Scottney + Fang

• *goes underwater*

6:08 Glenn31

•  : *swims away*
•  : *waves to Owen*
•  : *chews Owen's head off*

6:08 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : Hee hee...fuck the final threee...*aims an arrow and shoots mikes bomb*

6:08 Scottney + Fang

• *swims away*

6:08 Glenn31

•  : *hears a beeping sound* Uh oh.....

6:08 TrueCobalion

•  : *emerges out of water*

6:08 Glenn31 BABOOM! 6:08 TrueCobalion

•  : WHOAH!
•  : What was that!?

6:09 Glenn31

•  : *exploded*

 THE BLAST WAS SO HUGE IT THREW ZOEY OFF THE CLIFF 

6:09 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : AAAGGHHH! *lands in the water*

6:09 Glenn31

•  : Wow, we have our final 3!
•  :** and*

6:09 TrueCobalion

•  : Wow! I made it to the final 3!

6:10 Glenn31 I'll be Gwen 6:10 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *still sleeping*

6:10 TrueCobalion

•  : Is it morning now?

6:10 Glenn31

•  : Final 3? Awesome!

 MORNING 

6:10 TrueCobalion

•  : I just wanna- YES!

6:10 Glenn31

 The Fallen are:** 

6:10 TrueCobalion

•  : *runs to cornucopia and sneaks up behind B*
•  : See ya Bee bee *stabs him*

6:10 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *farts in harolds mouth*

6:10 Glenn31

•  : *scraping Mike's flesh off the ground*

6:11 TrueCobalion

•  : *barfs on B*

6:11 Glenn31

•  : *running to find Zoey*

6:11 TrueCobalion

•  : That is awful! *slips down the cornucopia feet first*

6:11 Glenn31

•  : Zoey!?
• cannon fires*

6:11 TrueCobalion

•  : Ohhhh

6:11 Glenn31

•  : Harold has been eaten by wolves!

6:11 TrueCobalion

•  : X_X

6:12 Glenn31

•  : You know what that means?

6:12 Scottney + Fang I'm back Who died? 6:12 Glenn31

•  : FINAL 2 EVERYONE!
•  : It's* vs* !

6:12 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *aims for gwens head* Damn..i'll catch them at the arena..

someone else be b :P 6:12 Glenn31

•  : *walks to Cornucopia*

True, you be B 6:12 TrueCobalion

•  : *wakes up*

Scottney + Fang has left the chat. 6:13 TrueCobalion

•  : So... its just you and me...

6:13 Glenn31

•  : *arrives*
•  : You can talk!?

6:13 TrueCobalion

•  : *collect's harolds sword*
•  : Obviously!
•  : Not in public tho

6:13 Glenn31

•  : Ok, welcome to the Final 2!
•  : Please step inside our Final 2 arena!

6:13 TrueCobalion

•  : *steps in tiny arena*

Scottney + Fang has joined the chat. 6:13 Glenn31

• File:I just noticed, Boys has been in every HG final 2.png

6:13 BoysCanLikeItToo ikr

:P

and b wasnt even active im just boss 6:14 Glenn31

•  : Ok, now it's time to make things unfair! Gwen, hand over all of your weapons!
•  : What? WHY!?#
•  : *gives Chris blunt arrow*
•  : Is that it?
•  : I stole it from Mike's... crater....
•  : Ok then.... B, your weapons please

6:15 TrueCobalion

•  : *gives in weapons*

6:15 Glenn31

•  : Ok, time to decide who gets the advantage!

Heonzo100x has joined the chat. 6:16 Glenn31

•  : *spins wheel*

6:16 Scottney + Fang Ghost* : Go Gwen! 6:16 Glenn31

•  : And the one-bullet shotgun goes to......
•  : B!

6:16 TrueCobalion

•  : YES!

6:17 BoysCanLikeItToo no ghosts bitch 6:17 Glenn31

•  : *tosses shotgun to B* This only has one bullet, if you miss, you're fucked!

6:17 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *aiming head at gwen* Heh heh...

6:17 Glenn31

•  : Gwen, guess what you get?

6:17 BoysCanLikeItToo at gwens head* 6:17 Glenn31

•  : A mace?
•  : Nope
•  : Your pale dainty fists!
•  : Sounds fair to me

6:18 Heonzo100x TDR is on :D

Finale

6:18 Glenn31

•  : Ok! Final 2 faceoff in 5....4....3...2...1 GO!

6:18 TrueCobalion

•  : *shoots gun*

6:18 Glenn31

•  : *punches B*
•  : *ducks* HAH!

6:18 TrueCobalion

•  : *whacks Gwen with gun*

6:18 Glenn31

•  : *takes the shotgun from B* Too bad
•  : *dodges* Nope!

6:18 TrueCobalion

•  : *crushes Gwen with fatness*

6:18 Scottney + Fang Are there allowed to be ghosts Glenn? 6:19 Glenn31 No

•  : D: So fat!
•  : *kicks B in the nuts*

6:19 TrueCobalion

•  : Ooooh!
•  : *grabs Gwen and throws her*

6:19 Glenn31

•  : AAAAAH! *hits side of arena*

6:19 TrueCobalion

•  : *crushes Gwen again*

6:20 Glenn31

•  : *blows Eucalyptus leaves into arena*
•  : Eucalyptus? But I'm allergic!

6:20 TrueCobalion

•  : What are those!?
•  : Hmm...

6:20 Glenn31

•  : *stands away from leaves*

6:20 TrueCobalion

•  : *grabs Gwen and makes her rub against leaves*

6:20 Glenn31

• *

6:20 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : NOT SO FAST, YOU TWO!

6:20 Glenn31

•  : *face puffs up* Ber! Lert Ger erf mer fers!
•  : Zery!?
•  : Finally!

6:21 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : *jumps down from the top of the arena with a bow and arrow*
•  : Heh, miss me?

6:21 Glenn31

•  : Zery! Dernt Der dis!
•  : *stands away from Zoey*
•  : JUST DO IT!

6:21 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : Well, i have no reason to kill either of you, whoever looks like they're losing i'll shoot them.

zoey*

•  : So go ahead. *aims* Put on a show.

6:22 Glenn31

•  : Mer fers is perfed erp ernd er cernt terk perperly, kerl meh!

6:22 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : So what im hearing is..*aims at gwen* You wish to die.

6:22 Glenn31

•  : *punches Zoey, takes her arrows and shoots it at B's nuts*
•  : Owch!
•  : B?

6:23 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : GRR! *stranges gwen and bashes her head on the ground*

6:23 Glenn31

•  : AAAAH!
•  : STOP ZOEY!

6:23 TrueCobalion

•  : Ow!

6:23 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : Hmph. *lets go*

6:23 Glenn31

•  : Gwen is DISQUALIFIED!

6:24 TrueCobalion

•  : YES!!!'

6:24 Glenn31

•  : Wert!?
•  : Why!?

6:24 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : Well, if she's disqualified. *picks up a sharp rock and jams it in her heart*

6:24 Glenn31

•  : You used Zoey's bow and arrows to get B, you could only use your fists*
•  : And.... Gwen's dead?

Winner / Ending

•  : So, B wins!

6:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  ; Oh right, she wasn't supposed to die...whoops!

6:25 Glenn31

• *
•  : Nah, I was gonna kill her anyway
•  : Speaking of which... Zoey, come over here

6:25 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : ...*aims at chris' head* I don't trust you.

6:25 Glenn31

•  : *takes out remote* Remember the bomb I put in Mike?

6:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : ...Theres one in me as well?

6:26 Glenn31

•  : Maybe... We'll just have to find out

6:26 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : ...*cuts arm open and reaches inside, pulls out the bomb and throws it into the forest*

6:26 Glenn31

•  : *drops indestructible glass dome over Zoey*

RiMiEg007 has joined the chat. 6:27 Glenn31

•  : Too late :P
•  : *presses detonate*

6:27 BoysCanLikeItToo

•  : What the? GAH! YOU ASSHOLE!

6:27 Glenn31 BABOOM!

•  : Finally, after 3 games, Zoey's DEAD!
•  : Oh Chef, come scrape up Zoey's flesh please!
•  : Urgh!
•  : *scrapes up Zoey's flesh*
•  : So, B! Guess what?

6:28 TrueCobalion

•  : What?

6:29 Glenn31

•  : Since you won, you get to be in the NEXT Hunger Games, where you'll be implanted with a bomb like Mike was

6:29 TrueCobalion

•  : Aw!

6:29 Scottney + Fang And Scott was 6:30 Glenn31

•  : And Scott
•  : See you next year on Total
•  : Drama
•  : HUNGER GAMES!

 WE'RE DONE!