Best Quotes

This page is about the greatest and funniest quotes throughout the seasons.

Season 3: Total Drama World Tour

Episode 1: "Welcome to the World"

1. : "I think your the biggest b**** of them all"
2. : "I like planes"
3. : "Yo Yo Yo! The Zeke is in the house, uhh plane!"
4. : "Hi guys! I cant wait to go on a plane with my friends and Cody to find new nature!"
5. : "BTW Ezekiel your never gonna be popular, unless your a zombie :P"

Episode 2: "Playtime in Paris"

1. : "MMH Hey Noah, DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF MY WHITE CHCOLATE? OMG!"
2. : "Whoah cam you're like a bouncy ball!"
3. : "omg omg omg omg SHOPPING"
4. : *Get's down on one knee* "Beth... I know I've only known you a short while but... I feel like it's been forever... so..." *Puts on onion ring on Beth's finger*... "will you go out with me? :')"
5. : "Chris will u marry me?"

Episode 3: "Asian Adventures"

1. : *conf* "Great! Lightning embarrassed me in front of Heather by showing my underwear!"
2. : "Oh hello there, Mrs. Chinese woman! I am so, so, sad that I am so, so woolin'!"
3. : "Really, did you guys get there that fast?"
4. : "That's cus your so tiny, Dawn"
5. : "Okay you all have to sing... IN CHINESE!!! "

Episode 4: "London Luck"

1. : "The UK? Don't they have like... horrible food here?"
2. : "Finally Lightning is gone! His butt got sha-kicked out of the plane!"
3. : "London! Doctor Who... Harry Potter YEA!"
4. : "Also, Harry Potter and the USA came from this country"
5. : "You just lost in the London challenge like the real TDWT"

Episode 5: "Spanish Summer"

1. : "Ciao compagni di viaggio!"
2. : "Well, that was definitely not a shocker, now... time for that lick" *licks Chris*
3. : "Oh is that the church that never gets built?"
4. : "Really, Spain is bad not have pizza"
5. : "Yeah, it would be so cool if it recorded me and you making­-out :)"

Episode 6: "Italian Idols"

1. : "Hey! I know I'm large but you don't have to call me a bulldozer!"
2. : *farts in the other team hoeagie*
3. : *licks Chris* "Taste like hair gel..."
4. : "Yes" *eats hoagie* "So long, yeah I like it!"
5. : "Okay then we won, my job here is done" *pushes Dawn out of car*

Episode 7: "German Games"

1. : "Isn't Germany like the chocolate empire?"
2. : *starts engine* "Aww man, this doesn't sound good for the environment" :P
3. : "In here we can't do the first or the second, so we will do the third!"
4. : "SINGING? NO" *stops kissing*
5. : "Keep your speed limit under 88 mph guys, we don't want anyone traveling through time" :P

Episode 8: "Sydney Sucks"

1. : "Wow, Sydney Sucks!"
2. : "I hate you all so much"
3. : *conf* "Ughh... can you believe how Chris is so selfish? Next time I lose, I will vote Chris out!"
4. : "Since 95% of Australians live in this city anyway" :P
5. : *sees opera house* "Hmn... I'm pretty sure we aren't just singing, Dawn" :P

Episode 9: "Japanese Jumbo"

1. : "in JAPANESE!!! :D"
2. : *conf* "そ神！我々はより VS バロックワークス再び失った！私は憤慨しています！激怒！彼らは今失うする必要があります！"
3. : *EATS ALL THE JAPANESE RICE AND SUSHI AND EVERYTHING!!!*
4. : "A Dragon Roll, great! The one thing I don't know how to make!"
5. : "Sushi!"

Episode 10: "TDWT Aftermath I"

1. : "It is me, Chris MacLame and..."
2. : "Welcome to the Total Drama World Tour Aftermath... I'm Geoff, and I will not be hosting today. Chris and, uhhh... Blaineley will"
3. : "They are too busy finding their way here after they were thrown off a plane with nothing more but just a parachute and a ticket to New York" :P
4. : "That's what you get for zombifying people"
5. : "BOOM BOOM"

Episode 11: "Indian Island"

1. : "i make poop and pee!"
2. : "I'll be damned, guess Dawn has a stronger stomach than me" :P
3. : "i made a soup with pee alive rats and mutant hamsters!"
4. : *butterflies start flying around inside of me, suddenly flies up uncontrollably* "I'm gonna fly, to the top! Yeah, yeah yeah!"
5. : "Ugh!" *comes in carrying Dawn* "Why do I always get the shitty jobs" :P

Episode 12: "Egyptian Ego"

1. : "What's so great about them?"
2. : "Yeah Gwen, Cody likes me better, right Cody? :D"
3. : *Gets to top* "Done!"
4. : "Oh yeah, let's climb!" *hops behind Cody* "Piggyback time!"
5. : "Yeah, thank you Dawn! No one needs you" :P

Episode 13: "Madagascar Madness"

1. : "Oooo! Madagascar, I love those movies... I wanna dress up as the zebra!"
2. : "The land of lemurs"
3. Evil : "Chris Soy Yo El Fantasma de Madagascar Debo Comernos Vivo Jajajajaja"
4. : "Eyes"
5. : "I know Cody likes those gophers"

Episode 14: "Brazilian Baby"

1. : "WHOOOHOO WE ARE IN BRETZEL!"
2. : "La la la! Let's build a boat! And sail into the 7 seas"
3. : *puts on purple swimsuit* "Here Chris, I'm way hotter than Lindsay" :P
4. Evil : "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH"
5. : *makes evil face at Cody*

Episode 15: "Russian Revenge"

1. : "Okay guys, welcome to the Soviet Union... the land of cold, cold and missiles" :P
2. : "So yeah today WERE GOING IN ONTARIO"
3. : *fart into the bobsled* "Oops sorry guys i eat too much beans"
4. : "Nah, those butterflies already fried from my stomach acids by now"
5. : "Of course, the US haven't been the best at everything recently"

Episode 16: "Mexican Money"

1. : "oh well now cody is gone I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT" *wake up* "IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLA TIEM"
2. : "So Blaineley will be hosting today... Eww..."
3. : "Stop singing! My ears are hurting!"
4. : "ON TOTAL DRAMA... I LIKE TRAINS"
5. : "I call them Evil Cody Cheater Tacos! These tacos are so spicy Cody deserves to eat them and burn"

Episode 17: "Greek Gods"

1. : "FOUND OUT RIGHT NOW ON..."
2. : "BOOOM UNDERDOGS PLANE DESTROYED"
3. : "STOP SIGNING YOUR VOICE HURT MY EARS"
4. Evil  : "Donde Esta Evil Lindsay?"
5. : "OH I FORGOT YOU HAVE TO SIGN"

Episode 18: "Antarctic Alejandro"

1. : *laughs at Duncan and Leshawna's godplay*
2. : "dawn i have put bomb on your penguins BOOOM"
3. : "cu cu cu cuuuuuuuuuuuttttttte penguins r so cute so we siiiiiiiiiiiing wth them"  "oghhhhhhhhhhhhh"
4. : *smuggles a penguin on bored*
5. : "AND FOR THE LOOSERS A MUDDY DURTY HOT CHOOCLATE WITH EZEKIEL PUKE ON IT"

Episode 19: "Niagara Newbies"

1. : "Owen is now a speedboat" :P
2. : "Besides, just vote for the worst player who didn't even compete" *coughs* Ezekiel *coughs*
3. : "Oh yeah!" *pulls Dakota hair* "Let's make your perfect hair as messy as mine" >:)
4. : "Who would be stupid enough to date Dakota LOL"
5. : *pushes Dakota in* "Too bad, girlfriends suck"

Episode 20: "Colombian Coolness"

1. : "LOL THIS CHALLENGE IS HILARIOUS"
2. : "STOP SIGNING MY EARS HURT"
3. : "SIN OR GET KICKED"
4. : "Mal give dawn poison and dawn drink it that why she is evil"
5. : "But then again you got some goth breath in you Cody"

Episode 21: "TDWT Aftermath II"

1. : "SO THE ANNOYING GIRL STACI!"
2. : "wak y great greta great grandmother invented barf bags before her pepole just barf in his hand"
3. : "BOOOO!" *starts throwing trash at them*
4. : "NO LETS GO WIT ME" *DRINK A POTION AND TRANSFORM TO A GIANT MUTANT* "WRAAAA IM A TALL BIG MUTANT" *KICK GEOFF INTO THE GROINS*
5. : "OMG YOUR AMAZING *MAKING OUT WITH JUSTIN*

Episode 22: "Filipino Flock"

1. : "EVERYBODY DO THE FILIPINO FLOP!"
2. : "Welcome to the Philippines, the land of nothing but boring stuff and a good boxer who got beat in Vegas"
3. : *eats doll* "YUMMY"
4. : "I was gonna say Epic Eagles, but Eating Eagles makes our team look stupid." :(
5. : *conf* "Okay... My imaginary friends are turning real so I need to... David stop! Stupid David!"

Episode 23: "African Avatars"

1. : *pets a tiger*
2. : "That's a paper masche immunity statue zoey"
3. : *as svetlana* "Yeah, throw 'em at me guys :D" FRISBEES NOW HAVE SPIKES IN THEM  "Wait! Never mind :D"
4. : *throws super hard at dawns face*
5. ALL BALLS SPLASH; PLEASE DO NOT TALK

Episode 24: "Arabian Arson"

1. : "The temperatures is 32 degrees very hot!"
2. : "Well it is hot..." *takes off sweater to reveal a tanktop* "Much better" :D
3. : *does a backflip and lands on feet* "HA HA STILL STANDING!" :D
4. : *kisses Dakota* "La la la la la"
5. : "My feet are burning!" *does backflip and lands in a handstand* "That's better"

Episode 25: "Amsterdam is Awesome"

1. : "Okay guys welcome to the Netherlands! This is the land of escorts and legal drugs"
2. : "Yay! Annie Frankfurt!"
3. : *conf* "Frankfurt? Kinda sounds like Frank- FART!"
4. : *conf* "I think Boey wants to eliminate Clot"
5. : *puts on nazi hat*

Episode 26: "Vietnam Ventures"

1. : "For the US army"
2. : "TIME FOR WAR MAGGOTS!"
3. : "I know" *kisses Cody* "We're finally hippies" :D
4. : "Good thing I'm Lilly, bye Lindsay!"
5. : "That's not true, the hippies were only the ones who were not fighting"

Episode 27: "Turkish Tellite"

1. : "Oh wow Turkey, that must be where Thanksgiving was invented"
2. : "Yes guys, Turkey! The land of Turkeys!"
3. : "Never mind chris is more stupid LOL"
4. : "Me, I eat pizza for Thanksgiving"
5. : "I know I feel bad on every bite"

Episode 28: "Swedish Sours"

1. : "You look like a winter person Dawn"
2. : "Sweden pretty! Sweet like my Dawn"
3. :  "Yay, I'm the snow Dawn"
4. : "Fine then everyone will ski down this mountain, first person to get to the bottom sins!"
5. : *skis and hits many rocks* "OWW, Oww!"

Episode 29: "Castro's Cuban Celebration"

1. : "My Plane!!! My beautiful plane"
2. : "Yeah, and this close to the finale, with us two together, there is nothing stopping us now" :D PLANE STALL
3. : "Great, Island of the Communists"
4. : "Okay who here wants Cuban cigars?"
5. : "Wait, I think Cuba is selling their Cold war missiles to North Korea"

Episode 30: "Korean Krauss"

1. : "Explosivo wants to BOOM BOOM!" *goes play with nukes*
2. : "Of course, they are nukes... the worst kind Explosivo could play with" :P
3. : "Yes, we must stop this war before it ever begins"
4. : "That's ok, we're Canadian"
5. BOOM BOOM BLOWS UP : "Oh no! Owen ate the bomb! I guess Owen is OUT!" :D

Episode 31: "Legolas' Lavish"

1. : "Dammit guys, I'm still here you know" :P
2. : "I'll help you Dawn" *grabs Dawn out of water*
3. : "Yeah I know" *shakes hair* "I should of brought my pink swimsuit if I knew this was gonna be a water challenge" :P
4. : "Yeah, we got a naval battle going on"
5. : "It's a secret Cody, let's just say I "swim" faster than your boat" :P

Episode 32: "TDWT Aftermath III"

1. : "team dawn!"
2. : *conf* "Well well well, Brick has 5 immunity idols, eh? It would be a shame if they were to... disappear..."
3. : "Wait, isn't her name Brawn?"
4. : "Ugh, I like Dawn, a lot, but... team Scott..."
5. : S "Chef's spaceplane!"

Episode 33: "Hawaiian Finale!"

1. : "You are now a millionaire!"
2. : "Did Chef suffer a concussion?"
3. : *rocking back and forth in a ball* "Save the animals, save the animals, save the animals..."
4. : "I know, sometimes slower is better!"
5. : *rises up from the ground, looking normal again* "Wait! I'm here! Who won?"

Season 4: Total Drama: Revenge of the Island

Episode 16: "Magic Mutants"

1. : *kisses Cody*
2. : *kisses Cody*

Season 5: Total Drama All-Stars

Episode 10: "Extreme Truth or Dare!"

1. : "Okay, Cameron..."
2. : "I am now going to..."
3. : "TAKE your virginity!"

Episode 24: "Ultimate All-Star Finale"

1. : "Thanks for the wheelie back there mike, I swallowed more dirt then Trent in grade school..."

Season 6: Total Drama: Pahkitew Island

Episode 4: "Frozen Madness"

1. : *freezes the entire island*

Episode 9: "Mike & Cody Merging"

1. : "We're very happy!" *makes out with Dave*
2. : "Me likes twin!" :D
3. : *gets super horny*

Episode 10: "Eating Idols & Revenge, Oh My!"

1. : "YOU LOSE!"
2. : *holds up chainsaw* "D-d-d-d-d-Dat's all folks! NOW DIE" *rips the camera with the saw*
3. : "LAST SENTENCE OF THE EPISODE!"

Season 7: Total Drama Reloaded

Episode 8: "Heather's Bug Aftermath"

1. : "Remember to have your vacuums on SUCK, please do not BLOW"
2. : Okay *comes out*
3. : "FIRE!!! :D

Episode 25: "Goodbye Loser! Hello Winner!"

1. : "MY PARENTS GIVED ME TNT FOR CHRISTMAS"
2. : *THROW TNT AT BLAINELEY*
3. : "AHHHH!!!" *burns*

Special: "Boat to Boney Island"

1. : *comes down from the heavens cloaked in fire and lands on the dock*
2. : "I HAVE ARRIVED"
3. : *busts through wall riding the Wrecking Ball* "Hi Everyone!"

Season 8: Total Drama Boney Island

Dawn after hearing that the 5 million is gone!

• : "That is lame!"

Episode 1: "Back to Boney Island"

•  : *comes down from the heavens cloaked with FIRE*
•  : "I HAVE ARRIVED"
•  : "LOWER ME DOWN JOE!" *gets lowered down on Wrecking Ball* "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"
•  : *wrecking ball gets lowered into the basement* "Why does this place look like a sexual torture chamber?"
•  : *rips off her clothes to reveal a tiny bikini* "TIME TO TWERK!"
•  : "Yay! MOVE ME OVER JOE!" *wrecking ball gets lifted over to Cody 2*
•  : "ANIMAL ABUSE! ANIMAL ABUSE!"
•  : "Staci you get to sleep in the basement"
•  : "Now tell me, are you guys all feeling Boney tonight?"
•  : *Confessional* "Five million, that's enough to buy me and Cody a mansion!"
•  : "Evil? How could something so cute be so evil!"
•  : *Confessional* "Now I HAVE to be on Cody's team!"
•  : *Walks along happily to her cabin, yet to have released Cody*
•  : "hiiiii" *hug everyone*
•  : "Nice Heather? I think I found a new Heather to love!" :D
•  : "what kind of special treatment?"
•  : "I still regret nothing, Chris"
•  : "Hey, what the hell?"
•  : "GET OUT VIN"
•  : "Take Joshua with you"
•  : *chilling in the hot tub*
•  : "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DATS ALL FOLKS"

Episode 2: "Boring Camp at Boney Island"

•  : Oh wow, I guess Nice Heather ain't so nice anymore
•  : I'm not the nice one you idiot!
•  : *pretends to be Mike* Yeah
• : "See this tree?"
• : "First team to take it down wins!"
•  : Take it down? :(
• : "Okay then, stop! Looks like the 3 team leaders are WEAK losers! :D"
•  : Dawn! Duck!
•  : Too late *hits Dawn* BOOM
•  : *does crazy moves and kicks down tree* BAM!
•  : Knocked down like a BOSS!!! :D
•  : *takes out her idols* A McLean invincibility statue! :D

Episode 3: "Backwards Boney Island"

•  : *silent*
•  : ABOOBBOOO... how the hell you spell the original word anyway
•  : Yeah, what the hell is a Pitagorem The... whatever, anyway?
•  : Yeah, me too! I wanna win the election
•  : Oh, she's not dumb trust me :P

Episode 4: "Beware of Boney Island"

•  : I'm in love, I'm in love! I'm in love!
•  : Yeah, and he said that my hair is soooo long
•  : Well it is
•  : Well, don't you think it's too long? I mean, I haven't cut it since I was 5 years old
•  : I hate Dawn, she's like the opposite of me
• : "Well anyway, as the old folks used to say..."
• : "NO CODY, NO SEASON"
•  : Don't feel bad Dawn, you got me
•  : Whoa Scott! A little too fast there, eh?
•  : Aww man, I blew it...
•  : AAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
•  : *eats Dawn*
•  : Oh no!
•  : Oh no!
•  : Oh no!
•  : Oh yeah! He he he
•  : Yup, and I bet the food is on Chef's tummy anyway
•  : He he he, no wonder Chef is so fat
•  : Yeah, who is gonna like us Codies anyway
•  : No one dude, we are free! :D
•  : What do you mean by "your Dawn"
•  : Well...
•  : Did you guys...
•  : Yup, they kissed
•  : *stops and turns around* SCOTT!!!
•  : Oh shit
•  : I HATE YOU SCOTT!!!
•  : RUN SCOTT! You got an Evil Cody on your tail! :D
•  : Let's kiss!
•  : Eww, not you Beth!
•  : Eww, you are ugly
•  : I don't mind :P
•  : *kisses llama*
•  : EEEWWWWWW!!!
•  : Ha ha ha
•  : Me next! Me next!
•  : LOL, I think we all know who were are voting off :P
•  : Oh, so he kissed you?
•  : Yeah, and it wasn't my fault
•  : Okay then, as long as you don't like him
•  : Well, that's the thing... I kinda do
•  : Wait what?
•  : Oh shit :P
•  : LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!
•  : Eh, I wanted Beth to kiss me, I'm voting for Mike for stealing my kiss! *votes for Mikey*

Episode 5: "Boys Like Boney Island"

•  : Can we just say that Sierra is a Cody lover, and she will always be our girlfriend?
•  : Speaking of Dawn, where is she anyway?
• : "I hided Dawn in the closet today while Chef goes hunting so she won't know"
•  : Well, that makes me happy! :)
•  : Aww, you guys got me ;)
•  : I guess I have feelings for Cody too :)
• : "Okay then, I guess Dawn can stay in her closet for a little longer :P"
•  : You know what? Screw this, I'm going back hunting!
•  : LOL, they are fighting over me :D
•  : Well, if it wasn't for me being with Dawn, I would of loved to get back with Gwen
•  : Well I can take over Dawn for you if you want Cody :P
• : "Okay then, the following people are safe..."
• : "Dawn"
• : "Dawn?"
• : "Dawn!"
• : "What the... Cody! :D"

Episode 6: "Big Buffet of Boney Island"

•  : *conf* Cody just doesn't seem to care about me as much as Gwen. So yeah, Gwen can have Cody, I'm just so glad that mean and ugly Dawn isn't here to haunt us :P
•  : I still like you Gwen and Sierra, but no one here is better than my lovely Dawn :)
•  : Dawn Dawn Dawn, why do you gotta love animals so much Dawn :(
• : "Yup, eating challenge today! :D"
• : "Yep, thanks to Chef's hunting yesterday, we now have enough meat to perform the challenge"
•  : Hunting?
•  : *tries to go inside cafeteria*
• : No Dawns allowed
•  : *silent, but hungry*
•  : Yeah, you better not make us eat worms or cockroaches
•  : Or even worse... veggie burgers and tofu french fries... EWW
•  : OMG I forgot about Dawn, I bet she will be like "get that meat away from me" LOL :P
•  : Can't wait to eat and show that Dawn who's boss and that meat is what we men eat! :D
•  : God, I hope she doesn't even get close to the merge, I won't be able to stand 10 more episodes of "OMG, don't cut down that tree"
•  : Yeah, we would of eaten 3 episodes ago if it wasn't for you
•  : GOSH, I thought we were having meat
•  : *does not eat veggie burger*
•  : Yup, I love veggie burgers! :D
•  : We are not vegans Chef, don't gives us food only Dawn can eat
•  : God, this is torture!
•  : I know, no one else in their team is eating, it's just Dawn who has the stomach to eat that shit
•  : OMG Cody, your a genius!
•  : I guess Dawn is gonna break-up after all
•  : And be eliminated :D
• : "Okay guys, today we are having... salad! :D"
•  : Yay! :D
• : Well don't eat it if you don't want to, you guys gotta eat salad before the steak :D
•  : I love salad!
•  : *throws salad at Dawn* Eat it Dawn! We know you love salad you ugly vegan b***h! :D
•  : Whoa! And I thought I was the Evil one
•  : Well, good thing we didn't eat that salad, hey? :D
•  : Can't you see Dawn doesn't wanna eat? She's a vegan!
•  : *does not care*
•  : I'm sorry guys, I just can't eat meat. Please don't vote me off, I promise I'll be super useful next challenge
•  : Yay! I have 5 idols now :D
• : Yup, all 3 teams get , that's so sweet!
•  : Dawn really can't be with us anymore, we can't afford to lose another challenge cus of her not competing again
•  : Go away Dawn, Total Drama does not need you :D
• : "Remember that Cody gets 2 free votes!"
•  : Damn right! :D
•  : Is it a Dawn, or is it a loser? *votes for Dawn*
•  : Yeah, Cody 3 just doesn't like his team anymore
•  : Well his team is mostly filled with animals, coconuts, and Staci, so of course he's bored already :P
• : "Move it along Dawn, the Cannon of Shame awaits!"
•  : No! My idols!
•  : Yes! Go away mean Cody!
•  : I will never get bored of my cutie pie! Dawn is amazing :D
•  : Yeah, Dawn is so ugly I doubt anyone can love her at first sight :P
•  : Shut up Cody 3, I had enough of you getting Dawn so sad all the time!
•  : Fine then... just get rid of Mr. Coconut, he really doesn't do anything, but at least he competed better than Dawn during the eating challenge :P
• : "Chef! Bring me the Coconut!"
•  : *takes the cannon of shame*
• : Canonball!!! :D

Episode 7: "Beneath Boney Island"

•  : We had an eating challenge
•  : Where everyone ate meat and made me so sad... :(
• : "3 rounds of pure RAW meat eating contest!"
• : "I said you can host your own show if you become a dude and change your name to Don... get it? :P Dawn Don Dawn Don Dawn Don Jon LOL... whatever, just go away :P"
•  : I'm so happy I'm back with you Cody and not in that lame closet again or with that mean and evil Cody
•  : I'm right here dude
•  : I just hope that those animals are in heaven now :)
•  : Heaven? Oh no, those animals that we ate are in our TUMMIES now, ha ha ha! :D
•  : Really mean Cody? :(
•  : Well I wish your stupid Dawn didn't have to sleep here with us either, you just have no idea how much she snores overnight! :D
•  : Well I also loved how that lame vegan tree hugger was beating all of us in the beginning, when then as soon as all that meat came, we all smoked her! :D
•  : Yeah, time to get way from these Cody loving freaks
• : "Wow guys, none of you are digging, cus luckily other people already dug a hole for you :P" *points to an abandoned mine entrance* "See?"
•  : Wait Chris... GIANT? :(
•  : He he he, I bet Dawn doesn't eat animals, but animals still eat her, eh?
•  : Wait, we are taking pictures?
• : "Yup, and I bet those giant beavers will LOVE the flash! Ha ha ha :D Get it?"
• : *gives iPad mini to Teams 1 and 3, and iPhone 5S to Team 2*
•  : Cool, iPhone 4 US :D
•  : It's an iPhone 5, stupid... :\
• : "Yup, that's all what Chef's got and face it, no one uses point-n-shoot cameras anymore these days :D"
•  : Yeah I hated that challenge, cus that stupid bear ate me and then I was stuck with that annoying Dawn who kept talking about lame global warming stuff...
•  : Yeah Duncan... giant!
• : Nah, it's radioactive, of course it ain't safe :P
• : Cus you know, they are gonna run out of there as fast as they can!
• : "That is if they can find the exit :D"
•  : Dudes, it's a mine not a cave
•  : We don't have a mini, we have the 5S
•  : Nope, this one is yellow, like Dawn's hair
•  : Dawn hair is white actually
•  : Are you color blind, she's not 50 yet you know :P
•  : Gimmie the iPhone by the way, I wanna play Angry Birds
•  : Yeah, I guess the mutation gave the beavers the ability to speak English
•  : I guess the beavers are harmless then
•  : Not really man...
•  : *stops playing Angry Birds* Oh look the beaver is still there *takes the picture*
• as BEAVER 2 : Ahhhh! The flash! :D
•  : Fine then, it's your funeral Dawn *gives Dawn the iPad mini*
•  : Yup... how lame, Dawn doesn't eat animals yet animals love to eat her... how ironic :P
•  : Don't look at me guys, it probably just fell out of my hand during the chase... :P
•  : Nooooooo! We are gonna lose!
•  : Wait guys, I'm faster, I'll just fly back there
•  : Really Steve? I'm trying to break-even here with my pals here
•  : *sees beaver* Ahhh! Your still here!
•  : *starts to fly back*
•  : We're surrounded!
• as BEAVER 1 : *spits out Dawn* EWW!!!
•  : Damn it Cody, you could of gone easier on me...
• as BEAVER 2 : That's just gross! *covers eyes*
•  : LOL I guess beavers don't like vegan
•  : Yeah, and Dawn has almost no meat, cus she doesn't eat any :P
•  : So yeah team, here's your iPad back guys, and thanks for not having any faith on me... losers
• as BEAVER 2 : God, I'm so tired... stupid Dawn's snores kept me awake last night *falls asleep*
•  : Then stop crying and man up!
•  : Let's get outta here :D
•  : Okay guys, let's get outta here!
• as BEAVER 3 : Oh yeah! Dawn is coming! :D
• as BEAVER 3 : Time to get her... "eliminated", ha ha ha! :D
• as BEAVER 3 : Instagram? No! *eats Dawn*
•  : Yeah, especially with that boring and lame Dawn
• : "Well, we were watching you guys this whole time"
• : "There are cameras in the mine, you know :P"
•  : Do we really have to wait for them?
•  : Yeah, no one waited for us during the bear challenge
•  : *keeps carrying Dawn* I love you so much my little cutie goo goo Dawn :P
•  : Yeah, I'm super light :D
•  : Yeah, fake! :D
•  : You are... truly amazing
•  : Yeah, you are a miracle worker
•  : Powers?
•  : Wow Dawn, you have powers!
•  : *keeps hovering* Yeah, you like it?
•  : Yay! Only one vote, take that! I'm safe :D
•  : Wait, so I get the rest? :(
• : "Staci still has 5 idols... that's right! 5 FREAKING IDOLS! DAMN! :D"
•  : Yeah, that's right! *gets up and shows her 5 idols* 1 per vote losers! :D
• : "Because Staci is safe with 0 votes, I now have to count the only vote that wasn't for Staci, even though it was still from Staci, get it? He he :P"
• : "Yes team captain, it's time you finally let go of your ship and take the cannon of shame :D"
• : I'm on it captain obvious *rolls eyes*

Episode 8: "Bouncing off Boney Island"

•  : Hey, I'm not hugging your cheater
•  : Yeah, I feel nice :)
•  : Yeah man, the ladies do sure love me :D
• : I can obviously make good food too, but I don't feel like it
•  : Yeah, I could barely climb the 20 foot rock wall at my school, that is, before I had my powers... duh :P
•  : I don't feel so good guys... :(
•  : Over 1,000 feet... GOSH!
• : Cool, now tell them about the sharks... :P
• : "If the sharks eat them, then at least the sharks will be full by the time Team 2 jumps :P"
•  : Team 3 may be full of cheaters and liars, but we sure ain't chickens! :D
•  : That's it, I'm out! *walks away on beach*
•  : *transforms into an Evil Flying Mal*
•  : RAWR!!!
•  : Ahhh! Get me outta here *runs toward edge and jumps*
•  : Well these wings are useless, it's Dawn who slowed down my fall
•  : Whatever *sits down and plays with boobies*
•  : Wait Chris! You don't need no jetpack!
•  : *flies over mountain and lands on Evil Lindsay's boobies*
• : "Then... any person who is not on this beach is automatically immune! :D"
•  : You suck Dawn!
•  : "Hey! No double votes for you captain!"
•  : I hate that Dawn! GOSH!!! *votes for Dawn*
• : "Wait what, I'm low?"
• : *makes evil face* >:(
•  : OMG Cody, Dawn is evil, save me! *hugs Evil Cody*
• : "Anyways guys, you losers can't vote for me, so I don't count"
•  : Bye Harold, I'm going to miss you
•  : Me too *takes the Cannon of Shame* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! BYE!!!!!
•  : Yay! Time for a new boyfriend :D

Episode 9: "Bear is Back at Boney Island"

•  : Anyway Lindsay, I'm sure someone would love to be your new boyfriend here
•  : Yeah, I heard Cody is available, he has like 3 girlfriends already :D
•  : Anyway Mal, so yeah, you wanna be my new boyfriend?
•  : Yeah, of course Lindsay :D
•  : Yeah, a regular guy making-out with a goth girl, I know you like that :)
•  : Well... wait, making-out?
•  : We get rid of Dawn, for her lame team to take action against her
•  : *conf* Dawn thinks that she can use her magical flying powers and animal interactions and just win everything for her lame team without anyone else doing something about it? Well guess what Dawn? You aren't the only one who could fly and no matter how good you are with animals, you sure ain't never gonna be good with me! :D Ha ha ha!
•  : I still like you Gwen, but no girl here is better than my lovely Dawn :)
•  : Your back Gwen :(
•  : No Dawn! No Dawn! What an amazing world it is to live on where there is no Dawn! :D
•  : Sorry I'm late guys, but don't worry, Dawn has been taken care of!
•  : Are you lying to us again Peter?
•  : THE BEAR IS BACK!!!
• : "He just ate my best friend"
•  : Your best friend?
•  : More like his partner :P
•  : Former partner, he he he :P
•  : Shut up Sierra! *runs and slaps Sierra*
•  : Whoa! Dawn!
•  : That's mean Dawn :(
•  : Put me down, HELP!
•  : NO :(
•  : He probably left
•  : Wait, didn't Cody get eliminated?
•  : *comes back* RAWR!!!
•  : It's back!
•  : Yeah, eat Staci, she's tastier than me
•  : Yeah, llama is not food :P
•  : I guess Fang has big dinner to look forward too
•  : OMG you guys are so mean :(
•  : Time to ride that bear like cowboys!
• : "Okay then so Team 2 fails again" *gives Chef 10 bucks*
•  : Well, we don't need no Dawn!
• : Aww man, I should of made another bet :P
•  : Well guys... I'm the best competitor ever and this team is the best team ever because of me :D
•  : And because of me, we are going to WIN again :D
•  : Now that's what I call hopping on! *lands on bear*
•  : Not really Scott, if we wouldn't of hopped onto this bear, then none of us would...
•  : ...and that means that Chris or Chef would of just shot the bear down and started a new challenge
•  : Getting on this bear just saved his life :)
•  : The bear is not as mean as you guys think, he's just really hungry
•  : Yeah, hungry for meat
•  : That means us!
•  : Well even though I love animals, there's nothing I can do to stop carnivores from eating other animals, for now...
•  : But what I can do is stop needless killing, especially since we humans don't need to eat animals
•  : Get me off this thing!
•  : Yeah, whatever, Cody fans hate me :P
•  : He he he, looks like the llama is gonna get BUST
•  : He he, that llama is gonna go bye bye!
•  : Yeah, jump into the water :P
•  : *jumps out of water* RAWR!!!
•  : MAKE THAT LLAMA FLY! :D
•  : You see that bear, I'm the flying llama mate!
•  : Flying Llama! Whooohooo!
•  : Hey, you want this bear gone or not, you don't need to kill someone to get rid of him
•  : The bear hasn't killed anyone, okay? And besides, I can just drop him on the island again if I wanted too losers. As far as I see it, I'm the only one here on the island who can control this bear so for now on, you let me do what I want here
•  : God, Dawn is so bossy... I like it :)
•  : What about me, eh? Am I still captain?
• : "Well too bad Peter, you are now in Team 2"
•  : Oh, NO WAY! *flies away*
• : "Gwen"
•  : Yes? :D
• : "You can keep hugging Cody, he's on your team now"
• : "Anyway Dawn, sorry but you are on Team 2 with Scott"
•  : Wait, what?
• : "Yeah, sorry Dawn, but I like drama"
• : "Anyway guys, that's it for the teams, and now time for the elimination!"
•  : Elimination, no way!
• : Okay, so the votes are in and they are not pretty!
•  : Go get Dawn back!
•  : I will Trent, I will
•  : No you won't :P

Episode 10: "Breaking Bones at Boney Island"

•  : Bones
• : "Time to break some bones! Ha ha ha :D"
•  : Well the episode is called Breaking Bones for a reason, LOL
•  : Vegetarian, oh no! :D
• : "Very well then... time to set off my... BOOBY TRAPS :D"
•  : It's okay, I don't have any balls so it's not like it hurted :P
•  : I always liked you Mike, but since you were never on my team, I always had to go with other guys who had the same body design as you, like Harold or Mal
•  : Well, yeah Harold does look like me, and Mal well you know :P
•  : And look in the bright side, at least we all get to vote her off now
•  : Anyway guys, I'm sure I'll get my Dawn back somehow, but at least for now she is still happy
•  : Yeah! With Scott!
• : "This is Boney Island after all!"
• : "So why not have some bones, eh?"
•  : Yeah, looks like Dawn has a replacement :P
• : "Yeah little girl, my name is Don"
•  : Well, I guess Cody has a new boyfriend :P
•  : Oh wow, another Dawn, just what we need
•  : Yeah, like we already had enough of the first one :P
• : "My name is Don... as in D.O.N., not D.A.W.N."
•  : Still sounds the same though
•  : Yeah, just like Kris and Chris!
•  : The name's Steve, please call me by my name

 A RAT TRAP POPS OUT IN FRONT 

•  : Of course, I'm just here to "help" the team *evil laughs*
• : *over loudspeaker* "Oops, did I forget to mention that there are also booby traps in the air! Ha ha ha!"
•  : Oh no! Who would of knew? *whispers* Me... He he he :P
•  : Wait a minute! *reads Peter mind* It was Peter! He did this to me, he knew the drones would come! He framed me, NOOOOO!
•  : *arrives to camp* Did we win?
•  : *arrives to camp* Nope *evil laugh*
•  : If only Dawn wouldn't of use that bone to fight off the drone...
•  : Dawn, you are so going down!
•  : Get it, Dawn Down, LOL
•  : Hey is Chris coming back, I'm bored!
•  : Yay! We get to vote off Dawn now :D *votes for Dawn*
•  : Cody 3, you have been avenged! *votes for Dawn*
•  : Dawn, obviously :P *votes for Dawn*
• : "Okay then, the votes are in!"
•  : Yes! Bye bye Dawn!
•  : Damn right, Don! *cheers up like a horse*
• : "However, they are both immune!"
•  : Dude, we all have idols!
•  : 25 points, damn!
•  : No way, that's lame! *flies up*
•  : Noooo! Not Peter! *gets up*
• : "However, Dawn got a whopping 7 VOTES!"
•  : Wait, never mind *flies back down*
•  : Nooo! Save me! Save me guys!
•  : No way Peter, I'm keeping my idols
•  : Yeah, I don't love you like Scott loves Dawn
•  : No you won't cheater! *grabs Peter and sits on him*
•  : Well I may of like animals, but no way that stupid seagull is considered an animal, he was a demon!
• : "I'm outta here, damn!"
• : "And keep your idols Scott, so Dawn won't smash any more animals"
• : "I just saw that they were able to recover all the food that they lost last week"

Episode 11: "Best Chef at Boney Island"

• : "Yes Chef, glad your back, but mostly I meant..." *points at himself* "Moi!"
• : "Whoa! What a stupid bear! Even Dawn can tell the difference from meat and veggies, he he"
•  : She is a very great competitor, you guys have no idea what she is really capable of here
•  : Yeah! Capable to make us lose
•  : Wait, Peter was the evil one?
•  : No way, all Peter wanted was Dawn out... it's Dawn who's evil, she fricking sat on him for Pete's sake, LOL
• : "Turns out the ratings are now as high as ever thanks to Dawn's magical powers and all the new love triangles :D"
• : That's right! Who here wants to be the new Chef?
• : "10 bucks says that they cook up something better than you Chef :P"
•  : No veggies Dawn!
• : "Okay so looks like everyone is now cooking up some meat!"
• : Everyone except Dawn!
•  : Welp!
•  : *throws dead seagull onto stove*
•  : Welp! It's Peter!
•  : Really Chef? I mean Al?
•  : A race! And we are losing!
•  : Well whatever, you guys want the meat done, then let's get it done
•  : *turns up oven to BROIL*
•  : Yeah, Heather really knows how to handle those chickens, you'll see
•  : Yeah, I'm the chicken master!
•  : This sucks!
•  : All no thanks to you... wait it wasn't Dawn's fault
•  : Wait, I think I might of forgotten something...
•  : What Scott?

 BOOM BOOM! 

•  : Yay, no more meat :D
•  : I vote for Staci, cus she's UGLY *votes for Staci*
•  : Why don't they ever say Dawn?
•  : OMG, am I low again? :(
• : Staci got 2 votes!
•  : 2 votes! No way! *gets up*
• : "She also has no idols"
• : NOOOOO IDOLS! :D
•  : Whoa, would you look at that? Not only Scott's fail of an attempt to save Dawn made me and Staci safe, but Dawn is still low and I have 1 more idol to play with, yay! :D
• : "So yes Dawn, sorry but you are still low, and the only one left with 2 votes"
•  : Yeah, 2 votes! One of them mine!
•  : And the other one mine!
• : "So yes Dawn, you are OUT!"
• : That's right! OUT!
•  : Noooooooo!!!
•  : Cody 3, you have been avenged!
•  : NO!
• : OMG Dawn is evil, I'm outta here!
•  : OMG Dawn is evil *runs away* AHHHH!!!
•  : I don't know if I even like her anymore :P
•  : Of course, no vegan hunts down animals, so I guess so...
• : Evil Dawn, Evil Mike, Evil Cody, Evil Lindsay, LOL :P

Episode 12: "Evil Dawn Buffet"

•  : I'm pretty sure it was less than 2 minutes, Mike :P
•  : Not as much as I love you Heather... Oops! *covers mouth and blushes*
•  : Wait what?
•  : OMG just reveal yourselves already guys :P *rolls eyes*
• : "You are now both the Lucky 7!"
•  : Hey, why am I last?
•  : Yeah, there's like 5 birds in here
•  : Yeah, that chicken was so hard
•  : Yeah Heather, you ate those chickens like they were hot cakes!
•  : Yeah, it must of been Dawn's first time eating chicken in like 10 years
•  : Yeah, you need meat to grow up tall... wait
•  : Yup, Staci is just mad that we're gonna eat her old teammate next :P
•  : Yup *pats Dawn* Nice job, Evil Dawn :P
•  : Yay, more revealing :)
•  : Ugh *rolls eyes*
•  : *conf* I really like Mike, but I'm just too shy to tell him, and since I kinda took forever to express my feelings for him, Lindsay took him over faster than I can say "I love you", and now that Cody likes him too, just ugh! :\
• : "Bring in that llama, Chef!"
•  : NOOO! *covers eyes*
• : "Yeah, you guys have no idea how hard it was to cook this thing overnight :P"
• : Yup *puts llama on table* Okay, llama's ready!
•  : X_x *all cooked up*
•  : He he he, Dawn is so Evil, right? :P
•  : Yup, we should call this the Evil Dawn buffet! :D
•  : I don't care! AARRGGHHHHH!!!
•  : Wait, we lose? :D
•  : YES! WE LOSE!!! :D
•  : Whatever losers, it's obviously all Dawn's fault :P
• : "Okay then, sorry Team 2, but looks like you now lost three times in a row..."
•  : Aww man, but it was all Dawn's fault :(
•  : Yeah, 3 times in a row baby!
•  : Streak baby!
•  : Yeah, can't wait 'til we merge so I can get out of this stupid team :\
•  : OMG I'm safe? :D
•  : Whoa! Dawn is finally safe?
• : "Yes, looks like Duncan and Staci are now LOW"
•  : OMG that's lame, who the hell voted for me? D:
•  : NOOOOOOOOO!!!
•  : About time my haters are gone for good :)
•  : Hey! But what about my idols?
• : "Who cares about your stupid idols? You got like 7 votes, now just GO!"
• : Or will Zoey ever get with Mike?
•  : Hey! How in the world do you know that? :O
• : "Confessionals Zoey... confessionals :P"

Episode 13: "Mike's Mystery Island"

•  : I just take my time and try not to be first, but first to do it right
•  : Yeah Heather, you didn't say the S!
•  : He he he, I love this Dawn :)
• : "Hurry up just say MIKE MYSTERY and ISLAND before Dawn does!"
• : "Backwards, dumbasses! :D"
• : *facepalms*
•  : OMG stop messing with my Mike!
•  : *runs and kicks Cody off him*
•  : OMG this is insane!
•  : I'm outta here!
•  : Screw this!
•  : Unlike Al, he already has like 9 idols, no way he was getting his 10th today :P

Episode 14: "Gwen's Scavenger Haunt"

•  : Yay idols!
•  : I know right, we deserve a treat after winning three times in a row! Not a double elimination
•  : Those people are just sad that they lost for the first time in like forever
• : "That's right Mal, it is getting late, but did I mention that we are also doing a NIGHT TIME challenge? :D"
•  : Yeah, who needs sleep anyway? :P
• : That's right! Fake!
• : "And the 12 players are off!"
• : Yup, off to their doom! :P
•  : This challenge would of been soooo much better if it waited until tomorrow
•  : I know man, stupid Lindsay made us do it at night!
•  : Well we can do that later, and besides... I got 9 idols already :D
•  : Real ones! *winks*
•  : I know, that's why we should form an alliance, with my 8... or soon to be 9 idols, and your other idols, we'll be in the teens
•  : *conf* Gosh! That lame Cody just keeps hanging out with that stupid Mike so much! He still likes Mike!
•  : Wait, we walked all the way just to be here again?
•  : Well then let's go to the cave, shall we?
•  : Yup, these tombstones are probably bogus, like Gwen
•  : Fake idols in a trash bag?
•  : Hell yeah, put Dawn in this bag mates! :D
•  : And Hurl her away so she can never come back! :D
•  : Well, at least I have 10 idols now :)

Episode 15: "Scott's Merge & Break"

• : "Well you guys can stop calling yourselves teams now"
• : "Cus for now on... we are all merged! :D"
•  : Games
•  : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
•  : Hell yeah! *gets up* Take that, Al!
•  : Guess the tables have turned on this one
•  : Yas, Scott! :D
•  : Oh look, Cody and Gwen are holding hands
•  : Yay, looks like this team is a double date :D
• : "Looks like Team 1 only has 4 players left, but they are also in love"
•  : He he he, all the 4 couples are kissing, I feel so alone having no lover
•  : *kisses Duncan* There!
•  : Ewww, that's gross! Yuck!
•  : Yay, I love you Al *kisses Alejandro*
•  : I love you too chica! *kisses Heather*
•  : That is love, my friends!
•  : He he, all these couples are all worried that they'll get separated
•  : Me, I don't care which side I go on, I'm a lone wolf
•  : He he, after hugging you all night I got so much energy *jumps up and down*
•  : Ugh! I'm stuck alone with Dawn now :P
•  : I don't wanna talk to you Dawn
•  : Why? Your boyfriend...
•  : Ugh! Really Dawn? *pushes Dawn out of car*
•  : Okay, fine then *kisses Dawn*
•  : Yup, I knew it *kisses Heather*
• : OMG, damn! *drives slower*
•  : Bye Heather, and just enjoy who you are, no one else should tell you how you should be but yourself
•  : Let's just go, Chris! *jumps up and down* I must get to my Cody, and fast! :D
• : "And they are off!"
• : Off to their doom! :D
•  : Whoohoo! *keeps running* I am a running machine!
•  : Hurry up Cody, your pathetic!
•  : Yup, but I hate you more Cody :) *kisses Cody*
•  : He he he, I hate you too Gwen *kisses Gwen*
•  : *conf* Sorry Dawn, your elimination is gonna have to wait cus after we merge I'm framing Mal
• : "Whoa! Alejandro just passed Sierra"
•  : Whoohoo! *passes Evil Cody*
•  : Ahhhhh! *almost falls off* Damn! Was that Al?
•  : Wait *walks besides Sierra* Are you, walking? :P
•  : Sierra you gotta run, it's a race!
•  : LOL but I bet Team 2 is sooo behind, I mean I already passed Evil Cody, and he wasn't even moving yet :P
• : You owe me 10 bucks, Chris!
• : "Ugh! Fine!" *gives Chef cash*
• : Your on Chef! :D"
• : Good :P *prepares wallet*
•  : Nooooo, what are you doing!
•  : Beating you! *flies forward super fast* Wheeeeeee! :D
•  : Alejandro of course, bye bye Ale-loser! *votes for Alejandro 4 times* Ha ha ha! :D
• : "Anyway, only Heather is safe"
• : "The rest of you have votes, and since this season has the idol method, then you all three are low! :D"
• : "Cody got 3 votes"
•  : Good, guess the rest are for Al
•  : Hey look Cody, guess we both have 6 idols now :P
•  : Yup, probably the only thing we have in common :P
•  : Well then *gives 4 remaining to Heather* Take them my love, win for me and avenge my elimination!
•  : Oh, so now the host reminds us
• : "So yeah, bye Alejandro, the cannon awaits!"
•  : 5 million? That's enough to buy me and Evil Cody a mansion :)
•  : Kinda like the Super Bowl
•  : So Chris' Final 5 is the NFC and Don's Final 5 is the AFC, nice :D
•  : Yay, I'm technically in the Final 5
•  : 11 idols?
•  : Damn!
•  : He he he, Dawn only has 3 idols, but more points than Heather
•  : That's cus no one likes that Dawn :P
•  : Yup, I was just LOW an hour ago, that's the advantage of just losing :P
•  : Yeah, why? :(
• : "Cus I like drama! :D"
• : Nope, my number was 5
• : Cus my phone just vibrated and it's an iPhone 5
•  : Don't forget about me the other side, Sierra
•  : He he he, welcome Sierra to the real Cody side
•  : Don't take my Cody away from me though

Episode 16: "Dawn Master"

•  : Yay! *keeps lifting beaver* It's time for the real fun to begin! :D
• : "Yes! Dawn is with us! :D"
•  : And that my friends, was the longest episode in the whole wide world :P

Episode 17: "Evil Cody Mayhem"

•  : It's not just Cody guys... I'm EVIL Cody :D
•  : I hate this show! *hits Blaineley*
•  : *conf* Evil Cody, now we know why they call you that LOL
•  : *conf* I can't believe that Cody is being mean, which is so cool, like me :D I think I'm starting to... like him :)
• : "That lame host gave 5 contestants to me!"
• : "Damn right! I got a co-host now :D"
•  : Don is lame!
• : Well not a surprise, Duncan the rule-breaker
• : "So since all of you are in your 40's, then we will no longer vote for the loser"
•  : Oh hell no!
•  : No way Jose!
•  : That is just plain wrong
•  : Shut up Blaineley
•  : Yeah, you sound like Chef now
•  : Wait so if the two with the least points are LOW, then that means that Duncan, Cody and Heather are the losers
• : Ooooo, the beach!
• : *touches water* Ahhh! Cold D:
• : Oh yeah, forgot all of you are Canadian :P
•  : Are we there yet?
•  : Aww hell no!
•  : *reaches border and turns back* Beat that Cody!
•  : Ha ha ha! *runs away*
•  : Yeah, run away faggot!
•  : See ya later, slowpokes! *runs into the distance*
•  : What are you doing Heather?
•  : Quitting *turns around* Of course :P
•  : *reaches players and punches Duncan*
•  : Ha ha ha! *hits beach and splashes*
•  : *keeps walking* Yeah, I'm gonna lose :P
• : Stop swimming guys! We're leaving!
• : The water is so cold, damn!
•  : Aww man, why does Alejandro get so many points, and why does that little twerp still beats me?
•  : Hey, I'm not a twerp *punches Duncan*
•  : *kicks Heather butt*
•  : *gets crazy and hits Heather*
•  : Oww man, that's it twerp!
•  : Now do me next :D
•  : AHHH! *hits Mal*
•  : Oh yeah! I love you
•  : *conf* Yup, you hear me, I'm attracted to Cody's meanness now :P
• : Okay then, so while Don goes and throws Cody away for an early arrival at the elimination ceremony
•  : Aww man, your eliminations suck!
•  : Hey, it's your funeral!
•  : Can we just get this over with and vote off Heather?
• : Yeah, YOU LOSE! :D
•  : Well I got 11 idols of course... *reaches into pockets*
•  : Wait, what!
•  : I have nothing!
•  : Yeah, Evil Cody didn't win shit!
•  : ...
•  : That oughta keep her shut!
•  : Take her away Don!
•  : This is so wrong
•  : I'm not complaining :P
•  : Guess it's time bring back Mal :D
•  : Ha ha ha! :D

Episode 18: "Wonderful Island"

•  : Let's hope 16 is good
•  : *conf* So Dawn may of been safe yesterday, but at least Sierra is now gone and one less girl to worry about, but soon Dawn will be gone too and Cody will be all mine, that's right! All mine, ha ha ha! :D
•  : *kisses Dawn* Right Dawn?
•  : Yup *kisses* Me and you are inseparable :P
•  : We'll see about that, eh?
•  : Don't be so sure Gwen :P
•  : Nope, I'm gonna be in the Final 3 with Cody :P
•  : Aww hell no, you are gonna lose Dawn!
•  : Good *jumps out of cafeteria*
•  : Wait, where are we going?
• : "Umn... I don't know, you Chef?"
• : Nope *shakes head*
•  : Let's just race to the graveyard, that place is cool
•  : Really?
•  : Why there Gwen?
•  : Cus she's a goth, duh... :P
•  : *looks back* OMG hurry it up slowpokes, ha ha ha! :D
•  : Whoohoo! *takes a very huge lead* 10 Gwens ahead, baby!
• : "Sooooooo..."
• : "You see any teams closing in?"
• : Teams? It's the merge, Chris!
•  : But, I was so far ahead, you had to run at least 30 mph to catch up to me...
•  : Ugh! *pushes Dawn* You suck!
• : But Chris, we don't have slo-mo cameras :P
• : Yeah, who in the world runs 3/4 mile in 2 minutes?
•  : That doesn't count, I wasn't even running full speed until halfway through the race
•  : Whoohoo, at full speed I can do that in what, 5 minutes?
•  : Less, at your speed Gwen you can do that in 4 minutes :P
•  : And I can fly there in 3 mins :P
•  : He he he, and I can drive there in 2 :P
• : "And I can jetpack there in 1, now please can we get this race going?"

 2 MINUTES LATER 

•  : At this rate, I'll be winning in like 2 minutes :P
•  : Impossible, I'm doing over 26 mph like Cody said, no way you can be faster!
•  : Aww man, no!
•  : Yeah, I win for once :D
•  : Meaning that you are LOW Gwen :D
•  : Stupid Chris is making us run in circles
•  : Not for long :D *uses powers to go faster*
•  : Okay then :P *uses powers to make Scott go faster*
• : "Hey Chef, you still have your iPhone 5S?"
• : "Cool, no way I wanna do a tiebreaker now :P"
•  : Make me go faster Dawn, so I can catch up
•  : Cool *uses powers and makes Scott go faster*
•  : Hey Gwen, watch out!
•  : *pushes Gwen out*
•  : Ha ha ha! *takes the lead*
•  : No fair! *take third* Screw you Scott!
•  : *conf* Yeah, now that Gwen was behind by a few feet and me and Scott can maintain a steady 26 mph for 30 mins, it was pretty much hopeless for Gwen to catch up unless she had powers too, he he :P
•  : *conf* Basically, Gwen got what she deserved, if she wants Cody, she better slow down and get him cus that's the last time she'll ever see him, ha ha! :D
• : Scott is also immune!
•  : Sweet, that means I'm in the 50's now, and not you Gwen *grins at Gwen*
•  : *runs in* What the hell Scott?
•  : *pushes Scott* You were supposed to stick to the plan!
•  : I'm so ashamed :(
•  : Yes! Dawn can still LOSE :D
•  : It better be you Dawn, that way you lose cus you have little idols! :D
•  : Yeah, I'm LOW alright, but soon may be Dawn! :D
•  : I know, I only have 3 idols and Gwen has... 7 :(
•  : Yeah Gwen, I wanna be low that way you and me can never be together!
•  : Yeah, that's just Cody being lame again
•  : Yeah, put her down Chef, I wanna make love to my Gwen before she leaves
•  : Yeah Gwen, me and you love each other so much and I think I should give you the proper sendoff...
• : Whoa! Stop moving Gwen :D
• : Whatever *releases Gwen*
•  : Yay! *runs and hugs Cody*
•  : He he he *takes kisses* Let's go enjoy your pretty goth clothes then :P

Episode 19: "Mutated Mal Madness"

• : So yeah, time for alimination :D
•  : This sucks, yo!
•  : *conf* Ha ha ha! I am Mal, and time to show that Evil Cody who here REALLY is evil! Ha ha ha! :D
•  : Mutated Mal to the rescue! :D
•  : I saw the footage, I know what Evil Cody did
•  : Why didn't I think of that LOL, I'm kinda evil too, eh? :P
• : I know right? We should give him a new name...
• : Like Skye! :D
• : Hey, it's a cool name, and I came up with it :D About time, I come up with something cool
• : Yeah, Mal just throw Duncan at Al like he was a bowling ball LOL
• : "Your cool Blaineley... I like you :)"
•  : *keeps running* Okay, so it seems like Evil Cody liked my little bowling Duncan ball game
•  : So now time for Round 2 :D
•  : Maybe this time, I'll strike LOL :P
•  : You promise you won't laugh?
•  : What what?
•  : You do, LOL :D
•  : God damn it Duncan, I knew you were going to laugh *looks away*
•  : LOL 49? That's all you get after winning? Pathetic...
• : That brings up your point count to 57
•  : Sweet
•  : 57? Damn!
•  : So I get an extra idol then for passing 55?
•  : Aww man, and I thought I had 10 idols again
•  : So do I, it's lame how hard it was for me to get 49 points while Mal had them all the time and he didn't even had to win once, not even 3rd, while I had to steal idols, and win Alejandro twice just so I could be the same as him, this game sucks, yo!
•  : Yeah, this sucks yo!
•  : Mal likes you Cody, just so you know :P
•  : Say what?
•  : Mal wants you Cody *runs away*
• : Or else, I'll come get ya! :D
•  : EWW!
•  : Ha ha ha :D
•  : Get outta there, faggots :D
•  : Yeah, the cannon awaits!

Episode 20: "Goth Girl Gone"

•  : *sees Dawn and Cody* He he he, true love :P
•  : Well everyone comes back for the finale, duh...
• : Yeah Dawn, you really love those animals, eh? :P
•  : 11 idols, damn!
•  : *conf* Talent show, oh no! I don't got any talents... oh wait, I do :P
• : "You perform whatever the hell you want"
•  : Aww man no!
•  : Oh no, Gwen is back :(
•  : We had such a fun time last night :D
•  : No one likes you lame goth
•  : *evil face looks at Cody*
•  : For my talent I am going to play guitar
•  : I love how she's a goth, that is so hot
•  : More like so cold
•  : Yup, just when the song was getting bad :P
•  : A 7? Cool
•  : That's passing grade
• : Yeah, but Cody took my guitar
•  : Hey, I only borrowed it
•  : I was gonna return it
• : Too bad, you get a 5
•  : Well then, I would be mad at Gwen, but she did kinda made Cody win LOL
•  : Yay! You kiss so good Cody, we should kiss every 5 mins like we did in Season 2, remember?
• : "LOL are you guys stupid or something?"
•  : For my act, I am going to perform a magic show
• : Yeah, just use Gwen!
•  : Yay, come Gwen >:)
•  : Well for my trick, I am going to make Gwen... dissapear!
• : "Whoa!"
• : Where did Gwen go?
• : "I don't know, but that was so AWESOME :D"
• : "Dawn I give you a 10"
•  : Yeah, who is gonna be the third judge now that Gwen is gone?
• : "Me!"
• : "Well the magic show is already done"
• : "Judge?"
• : "What am I supposed to judge if I haven't seen the show?"
•  : LOL, everyone hates Blaineley
• : "Wait, I can give it a 0? Okay then, I change my vote to..."
•  : Yeah, too bad we can't use them to vote off people, or can we? >:)
• : "Cool, I might actually give this show more than 1 point :P"
•  : *flies out of control and hits Blaineley*
• : "OWW!" *rubs head* "Hey!"
•  : *flies out and hits Chris*
• : "OMG that's it Scott, you loose"
• : "Well at least your aim got better every time"
•  : Blaineley, save me
• : "Well usually I would give a 0 cus I'm mean, but this time I think you really deserve the 0, so yeah... YOU LOSE! :D"
•  : Wait, I get an extra 5 points too cus I won, right?
• : "Yeah, sure Cody... not like it matters anyway :P"
• : "Whatever, not like it's the first time they both go to the finale anyway :P"
• : "After seeing Gwen "disappear" earlier today, I gotta say that we got a way better form of elimination this time, he he :P"
• : "Wait Blaineley, your co-hosting?"
• : "Yeah, after you not letting me host here, Don however was really nice to me and he..." *flies away* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! LIKES MEEEEEEEE!!!
• : "Anyway just make sure you send them back here tomorrow from wherever the hell you sent them today, he he :P"
•  : From Yellowstone :D
•  : No way! You sent Gwen and Scott 2,000 miles away D:
•  : Nope, just Gwen :P
• : Stupid Dawn never got eliminated, she ended up being the elimination device :P

Episode 21: "Boney Island's Baddest Bully"

• : Who here is the baddest bully of them all? Find out after the break, here on...
•  : *runs in and gives Evil Cody wedgie*
•  : EEEEEEEEEE :D
• : Evil Cody, ugh! *rolls eyes*
•  : That's right, I was safe by just 1 idol... one! Damn that was close!
•  : Blaineley?
• : "Yup... EVIL"
•  : This doesn't sound good
•  : Yup, I know where this is going :P
•  : Hey, no shame Blaineley
• : "I will give you guys 5 minutes"
• : "In that time you all have to do something very bad"
• : That's right? Who here is ready to lose some points! :D
•  : I'm gonna be so bad tonight
•  : After all, time for revenge on Cody and Duncan >:)
• : "So yeah guys, ready to be bad?"
•  : He he he, now I don't feel bad for losing all those points last episode :P
•  : I guess there's always an advantage for losing points
•  : Of course, with 57 points that Alejandro has to be REALLY bad today if he wants to make it into the finale tomorrow
•  : Bring it on!
•  : Is that all you got, lame Cody?
•  : Okay that was a little bit better, but still nothing compared to what I can bring
• : "Holy shit! Now we're talkin' :D"
•  : That hurt! :(
•  : Holy shit that hurt!
• : "God damn, that was a punch!"
•  : God damn it Al, you really got a lot in ya!
•  : *does crazy martial arts and kicks Cody and Duncan out of the game*
•  : Your so mean Alejandro
•  : Yeah, hit someone your own size!
•  : *hits Evil Cody chest*
•  : That hurts!
•  : *socks Duncan eyes*
•  : *kicks Evil Cody butt*
•  : Beat that!
•  : LOL you guys tired already?
•  : Come on, get up and fight like a man :D
•  : Hey, I wanted Mal to stretch that man, not you :P
• : "Of course, everyone who is eliminated will be in the finale"
• : "Tonight? Dawn and Cody"
•  : No way, Cody and Dawn made it to the finale?
• : Ha ha ha! No one here is more Evil than me! :D

Episode 22: "TDBI: The Finale - Part 1"

•  : I'm gonna win *keeps moving forward*
• : That won't be good for their relationship :P
•  : This isn't gonna be good for their relationship
•  : Yes! I'm back bitches!
•  : Oh no, she's back :(
•  : RAWR!!!
•  : Guess who's back?
•  : Great, all the stupid people are back
•  : Hello babies :)
•  : OMG can we just get this flipping challenge started already? God damn! :D
•  : "You guys are just gonna have to figure it out on the way :D"
•  : But once he starts competing against Al next episode, and Dawn is available, I'm going straight again :D
•  : Yeah *stops kissing* Looks like it's game on!
•  : Yeah, what are you stupid or something?
•  : OMG *facepalm*
•  : Well I'm not fast Cody, your just slow :P
•  : *sees the rest of the obstacle course* Aww man
•  : Be bold and don't look back *finishes crossing*
•  : Yeah, it's not about being afraid, it's about being brave
•  : "Yeah, this is a finale, not playtime"
•  : I mean, it's a competition, not a workout, damn!
•  : Not me, I thought that was Blaineley's job
•  : Oh no! Don't act all innocent on me, I heard you this time Chef!
•  : Oh no, you didn't!
•  : You are so cute and lovely Dawn, you are the prettiest and sweetest girlfriend ever, I would so choose you 10 times over that ugly gothic Gwen any day, I'm so glad I got you, you are the best girl for me Dawn
•  : *plots evil plan*
•  : Ugh! Worst couple ever!
•  : Ever since I started high school all the girls made fun of me cus I never fixed up my hair
•  : All the other girls went to the salon like every week while I enjoyed just having my messy long hair
•  : I guess I don't feel bad anymore for not fixing up my hair like those other girls
•  : There is no need Dawn, you hair is the best *plays with Dawn hair*
•  : You have the most beautiful hair ever, and no other girl will outmatch your pure natural hair
•  : Oh yeah, Dawn!
•  : Yes! Make them ugly, Cody! :D I love you so much
•  : "Yeah, those winter clothes are more suited for this challenge"
•  : Both Cody and Dawn are lame
•  : Ugh! I hated her how she threw all those llama pieces on me D:
•  : Screw this finale, all the finalists suck!
•  : Bring it on!
•  : That lame Dawn is stil competing, ugh!
•  : Fight that Cody, that way he can get mad at you and dump you!
•  : So your okay with me hitting you Dawn, I mean I rather quit and let you win instead of us ruining our relationship
•  : "OMG, less talking, more fighting!"
•  : Wait, they still love each other after all that fighting?
•  : *kisses Cody* Hey! We're fighting :P
•  : I just wanted to say that, I love you... Dawn
•  : "I'm like so confused LOL :P"
•  : LOL, so many people loving me :D
•  : I had enough with guys for now, I need a girl's touch for now
•  : Yeah, Cody getting all the chicks man
•  : First Dawn, then Gwen, then Sierra, then Katie, Heather, Zoey, Lindsay...
•  : Of course, the ladies love me :D
•  : Umn... I'm sure Dawn can read minds so probably only Chris and her knows
•  : LOL more quitters! *rolls eyes*
•  : Ugh! I hate rich couples
•  : Horray *gets hugged* Eh?
•  : "Yeah, it sucks that we could never make Dawn lose, that she had to go out on her own terms"

Episode 23: "TDBI: The Finale - Part 2"

•  : Yeah, go sit with the losers a.k.a peanut gallery
•  : That's cruel Chris! I mean Don
•  : Okay, I'm gonna hit you so hard, you won't know what just hit you :P
•  : Whoohoo! *flies out of benches and hits Alejandro head*
•  : Wow man, Alejandro got beat!
•  : Like I said, you won't know what just hit you :P
•  : Yay!
•  : I love you! :D
•  : *conf* Yeah, I feel kinda weird today, acting all crazy and cheating on Cody and shit
•  : *gets up* Okay someone tell me how Cody hit me so hard, damn!
•  : Aww man *rolls head* Sorry Heather
• : "Therefore, both Codies are now moving on to the next finale"
• : Eh, why does that sound so familiar?
• : "The ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! :D"

Episode 24: "The Ultimate Boney Showdown"

• : "No one loses here, in the ultimate finale, there are only winners"
•  : It's me you faggots! :D
•  : I made Cody gay
•  : Yup, Cody is still gay :P
•  : So your not gay anymore?
•  : Hell no! *kisses Lindsay*
•  : Challenges? Ugh!
•  : Gosh!
•  : *takes the Cannon of Shame* AHHHHHHHH!!!
•  : About time that lame Dawn gets launched off
• : Yup, blasting her off felt so good :P
•  : You ain't getting rid of me so easy, eh? *flies back*
•  : "How come Blaineley gets to host then, she's stupid"
•  : "Aww man, I wanted to be last"
•  : Yay, one more episode and no more of this fighting
•  : *waiting for finale to start*
•  : But then, do I still like Dawn? Nah, screw Dawn! I'm meant to be with Evil Lindsay, she is so damn hot Dawn looks ugly now, I still wonder why Cody has never been with Lindsay in the first place LOL
•  : Of course, and Blaineley too :P
• : Yeah, screw you Mike!
• : Ergh, I learned my lesson :P
•  : LOL, I would love that :P
•  : I know, I'm gonna go ahead and sleep so wake me up when Don starts to host :P
•  : Why do they always ask that question :P
•  : Wait the second one was the one with the llama, right?
•  : That's the challenge where I first ate meat, since it was the first eating challenge where I was still vegan
• : Yeah, are you stupid or something? :P
• : Yeah, it's not like you've blown any challenges before, eh?
•  : And with Don's challenge for sure being short, will be finally have a short finale?
•  : With Dawn hosting the final challenge, yep :P
•  : What is this, a bowling ball?
•  : *flies into goal*
•  : AHHHHH! *dodges*
•  : *goal*
• : I don't get why dudes love this sport so much :P
•  : Hey! I'm the one hosting here, the rest of you shut up!
•  : Nope, you still like him :P
•  : Say it Cody, let your true feelings out and you will feel alot better
• : Well I wouldn't mind seeing that :P
•  : Of course, seeing that they love each other, this will be done in no time
•  : I'm so glad I didn't make it to this challenge :P
•  : Oh yeah! *kisses Evil Cody* OMG :D
•  : This show sucks!
• : Well I'm not as stupid here as this lame Dawn
•  : That's right! Roll those beautiful eyes, my lovely Dawn :)
• : "Blaineley ate it!"
• : Yup, I don't even know the combination :P
• : Yeah, me neither it's so far away, the boat doesn't even have gas right now :P
•  : Yeah Chris, I know your sad that you little ultimate finale ended so quickly, but we're tired
•  : Yeah, who cares Chris, it's not like anyone sees the 3rd place football game anyway
•  : Yeah, if your fighting for third place then your life is already hopeless
•  : Wait what? Your on!
•  : Eh, not like Dawn and Cody need another 100 K anyway, but I do :D
• : "Yup, no way I'm ending this season without you shooting Dawn off that cannon like we all wanted for a long time now :P"
•  : God damn it Dawn! I hate how you can fly like that
•  : Ha ha ha! Take that Al!
• : "Never mind then that wasn't me screaming, it was Chef!"
•  : Missed me bitches?
•  : Eat? What the hell?
•  : Well that's no reason to eat a llama :P
•  : If this was Episode 7 I would of been laughing right now
•  : By the way Dawn can you get a better swimsuit next time, I really wanna see you in a bikini
•  : Also, you should do your hair like other girls
•  : Yup, that is why your never be my boyfriend :P
•  : RAWR!!! Are we gonna end this season, or is Chef gonna make another episode where you guys make me as sushi? :P
•  : Well I'm available Nice Heather if your interested...
•  : OMG, you really need to let go of that Dawn, Cody
•  : Yeah, let go of her and then you can have two hot girlfriends that don't care if you cheat on us
•  : Anyone wanna see that, yo?
• : Of course man, let's get outta here! :D

Episode 25: "Post-Finale Aftermath"

• : "Of course, I'm so happy to be back at the mainland... screw Boney Island, and all islands in general!"
• : "Ha ha ha, looks like Blaineley is finally happy at something"
• : "Another island? No way I'm getting on that flight :P"
•  : GOSH! Why do we gotta be here again?
•  : Yeah, guess they have to host another stupid aftermath again
•  : I'm soooo bored!
•  : Well, I hope this is the last season
•  : Nah, you still got a few more to go mate :P
• : "Sure Blaineley, you still up for sushi tonight!"
•  : Yeah mine too Cody *kisses Cody* Maybe cus we won seasons :D
•  : And Explosivo here is ready for a grand finale!
•  : Ugh! *plays games*
•  : Harsh, huh?
•  : Why the heck are we here in the drama-lama studio?!
•  : WHERE'S THE FOOD
•  : Is there food? I only came back here for the food
•  : I am glad to be back on TV so all my fans can see me
•  : You have no fans blondie
•  : I'm just back in cus I've been treated unfairly these past few seasons
•  : I deserve to make it far for once
•  : Explosivo has left da building *leaves
•  : MY BOOTYLICIOUS BODY is not ready for another season
•  : I volunteer!
•  : "Nope, you suck Lightning!"
•  : *plays game to Level 5 and leaves*
•  : See ya, Gwen!
•  : Yeah, see ya! *whispers* Never :P
•  : Screw it. I'm up for another summer of pain!
•  : "Ergh!" *counts* "That's 8 I think"
•  : "You think? LOL"

Season 9: Total Drama Kingdom

Episode 1: "Storm the Castle"

1. "Blame it on Vin!" - Chris
2. "In the dungeon! Ha ha ha!" - Chef
3. "*lures wolves to Team 2*" - Vin
4. "Bat of Shame!" - Katie
5. "Wolves get eaten by wolves, cool huh?" - Chris

Episode 2: "Medieval Knievel"

1. "Anyway guys, let's go fight that GARGOYLE!!!" - Chris
2. "Yeah Wolves you get nothing, but Eva's fists!" - Chris
3. "Okay Vin" *gives him a rock sword* "You go fight him!" - Chris
4. "It's a tie again! Ha ha ha!" - Chris
5. "I don't know which is worse. My team or the voting system." - Eva
6. "Yeah, thanks to you Chef our plane blew up! But, we'll blame it on Vin anyway :P" - Chris
7. "It's a gargoyle!" - Chef
8. "What it was? I thought that was a real thing dude!" - Chris
9. *Activates bat and it throws Dakota at China* - Chef
10. "This is officially the craziest elimination ceremony ever!" - Duncan
11. "Okay then" *gives sword to Dakota* "Eva is strong she can play with her fists!" - Chris

Episode 4: "No Groceries in the Woods"

•  : *Put fire on a entire forest and kill million of animals*
•  : "Wait guys, don't kill my chickens"
•  : "That's a mule, idiot."
•  : "Cus stupid Vin here ate all the sushi from last night"
•  : "CASTLE! yes"

Episode 3: "Kraken Sushi"

Funniest Lines

1. *eats whole shark alive* - Sadie
2. *shoves poop down Vin's throat* - Sadie
3. "Ha ha, Tyler looks better in that bikini than Sadie!" - Chef
4. "I'm a goth, I don't wear bikinis" - Gwen
5. "It's unanimous then!" - Chris
6. *grabs knife and starts cutting the monsters in small pieces fast as hell* - Sadie
7. "Oh what the hell, I love you again" *kisses Zeke* - Gwen
8. "While the Wolves we're slow once again thanks to Vin not helping them" - Chris
9. *conf* "Yes! I knew that I would score Gwen... just didn't think that it would happen this fast! Thank you sea monsters" :D - Ezekiel
10. "Take her away Chef!" - Chris

Episode 5: "The Fat and the Furious"

Notable Lines

•  : "Okay maggots!!! It's eating time!"
•  : *pulls Gwen in and makes out with her*
•  : "Then welcome... OWEN!!!"
•  : "Now that the immunity idol has been found" *coughs* Duncan *coughs*
•  : "Nice to see you here Bats!"
•  : Defeat Sandwiches
•  : "Shut up Bats, try losing for once, eh?"
•  : "The name has a letter E..."
•  : "Guess your winning streak is done!"

Funny Lines

1.  : *Flies away and lands on top of the castle*
2.  : "Batter UP"
3.  : They won't be able to eat while pooping
4.  : "FALSE START"
5.  : Team, I am your sexy black leader and I have laxatives
6.  : "Yeah, eat FATTER"
7.  : I'm trying. *stomach rumbles* I think I have indigestion.
8.  : LOL the jocks are still here
9.  : "Maybe we should of used the rocket :P"
10.  : Yay, eating time, if only I was in this game LOL :P
11.  : "Chef! Take that goth to the BAT"
12.  : "Guess goths can fly"

Episode 6: "Rapunzel's Bungee Massacre"

Funniest Lines

Rank	By Order	Quote By	Line
1	11	Owen	*runs in and pushes Katie out of castle*
2	8	Katie	Show everyone what you always wanted as a child and nobody gave you! FLY DUNCAN! FLY!
3	6	Katie	*Gives the biggest wedgie ever on Vin and swings back up holding him*
4	13	Katie	*Eats all the five barbies*
5	10	Katie	I'M NOT KATIE ANYMORE, I'M COMMANDO KATIE!
6	4	Chris	*grabs Vin and ties him up to the bungee cord* "As Vin here will demonstrate..."
7	5	Vin	*swings back up, and lands on Katie*
8	12	Owen	*lands fat on ground* Owwie :(
9	16	Owen	Ahhhh! *lands 10 feet away*
10	15	Katie	*Eats the rock*
11	3	Owen	*conf* Did he just say... BUNGEE!!!
12	14	Chef	*breaks bungee rope* Ha ha ha!
13	1	Mal	*makes Chef catch on fire*
14	2	Chris	"I heard Sadie is still lurking around in these lands"
15	9	Tyler	*jumps down and grab 3 barbies* Yeah!
16	7	Owen	Yeah, no way I'm doing that!