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Season 1: Total Drama IslandEdit

Season 2: Total Drama ActionEdit

Season 3: Total Drama World TourEdit

Episode 1: "Welcome to the World"Edit

  1. Noah: "I think your the biggest b**** of them all"
  2. Chef: "I like planes"
  3. Ezekiel: "Yo Yo Yo! The Zeke is in the house, uhh plane!"
  4. Dawn: "Hi guys! I cant wait to go on a plane with my friends and Cody to find new nature!"
  5. Chris: "BTW Ezekiel your never gonna be popular, unless your a zombie :P"

Episode 2: "Playtime in Paris"Edit

  1. Sierra: "MMH Hey Noah, DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF MY WHITE CHCOLATE? OMG!"
  2. Cody: "Whoah cam you're like a bouncy ball!"
  3. Lindsay: "omg omg omg omg SHOPPING"
  4. Noah: *Get's down on one knee* "Beth... I know I've only known you a short while but... I feel like it's been forever... so..." *Puts on onion ring on Beth's finger*... "will you go out with me? :')"
  5. Blaineley: "Chris will u marry me?"

Episode 3: "Asian Adventures"Edit

  1. Trent: *conf* "Great! Lightning embarrassed me in front of Heather by showing my underwear!"
  2. Owen: Music "Oh hello there, Mrs. Chinese woman! I am so, so, sad that I am so, so woolin'!" Music
  3. Chris: "Really, did you guys get there that fast?"
  4. Noah: "That's cus your so tiny, Dawn"
  5. Chris: "Okay you all have to sing... Music IN CHINESE!!! Music"

Episode 4: "London Luck"Edit

  1. Owen: "The UK? Don't they have like... horrible food here?"
  2. Dawn: "Finally Lightning is gone! His butt got sha-kicked out of the plane!"
  3. Dawn: "London! Doctor Who... Harry Potter YEA!"
  4. Chris: "Also, Harry Potter and the USA came from this country"
  5. Chris: "You just lost in the London challenge like the real TDWT"

Episode 5: "Spanish Summer"Edit

  1. Chris: "Ciao compagni di viaggio!"
  2. Owen: "Well, that was definitely not a shocker, now... time for that lick" *licks Chris*
  3. Dawn: "Oh is that the church that never gets built?"
  4. Katie: "Really, Spain is bad not have pizza"
  5. Katie: "Yeah, it would be so cool if it recorded me and you making­-out :)"

Episode 6: "Italian Idols"Edit

  1. Owen: "Hey! I know I'm large but you don't have to call me a bulldozer!"
  2. Katie: *farts in the other team hoeagie*
  3. Owen: *licks Chris* "Taste like hair gel..."
  4. Cody: "Yes" *eats hoagie* "So long, yeah I like it!"
  5. Katie: "Okay then we won, my job here is done" *pushes Dawn out of car*

Episode 7: "German Games"Edit

  1. Justin: "Isn't Germany like the chocolate empire?"
  2. Dawn: *starts engine* "Aww man, this doesn't sound good for the environment" :P
  3. Chris: "In here we can't do the first or the second, so we will do the third!"
  4. Gwen: "SINGING? NO" *stops kissing*
  5. Chris: "Keep your speed limit under 88 mph guys, we don't want anyone traveling through time" :P

Episode 8: "Sydney Sucks"Edit

  1. Trent: "Wow, Sydney Sucks!"
  2. Scott: "I hate you all so much"
  3. Beth: *conf* "Ughh... can you believe how Chris is so selfish? Next time I lose, I will vote Chris out!"
  4. Chris: "Since 95% of Australians live in this city anyway" :P
  5. Cody: *sees opera house* "Hmn... I'm pretty sure we aren't just singing, Dawn" :P

Episode 9: "Japanese Jumbo"Edit

  1. Chris: "in JAPANESE!!! :D"
  2. Trent: *conf* "そ神!我々はより VS バロックワークス再び失った!私は憤慨しています!激怒!彼らは今失うする必要があります!"
  3. Dakota: *EATS ALL THE JAPANESE RICE AND SUSHI AND EVERYTHING!!!*
  4. Gwen: "A Dragon Roll, great! The one thing I don't know how to make!"
  5. Katie: "Sushi!"

Episode 10: "TDWT Aftermath I"Edit

  1. Chris: "It is me, Chris MacLame and..."
  2. Geoff: "Welcome to the Total Drama World Tour Aftermath... I'm Geoff, and I will not be hosting today. Chris and, uhhh... Blaineley will"
  3. Chris: "They are too busy finding their way here after they were thrown off a plane with nothing more but just a parachute and a ticket to New York" :P
  4. Chris: "That's what you get for zombifying people"
  5. Izzy: "BOOM BOOM"

Episode 11: "Indian Island"Edit

  1. Chef: "i make poop and pee!"
  2. Owen: "I'll be damned, guess Dawn has a stronger stomach than me" :P
  3. Chef: "i made a soup with pee alive rats and mutant hamsters!"
  4. Zoey: *butterflies start flying around inside of me, suddenly flies up uncontrollably* Music "I'm gonna fly, to the top! Yeah, yeah yeah!" Music
  5. Chef: "Ugh!" *comes in carrying Dawn* "Why do I always get the shitty jobs" :P

Episode 12: "Egyptian Ego"Edit

  1. Heather: "What's so great about them?"
  2. Katie: "Yeah Gwen, Cody likes me better, right Cody? :D"
  3. Dawn: *Gets to top* "Done!"
  4. Katie: "Oh yeah, let's climb!" *hops behind Cody* "Piggyback time!"
  5. Gwen: "Yeah, thank you Dawn! No one needs you" :P

Episode 13: "Madagascar Madness"Edit

  1. Gwen: "Oooo! Madagascar, I love those movies... I wanna dress up as the zebra!"
  2. Zoey: "The land of lemurs"
  3. Evil Lindsay: "Chris Soy Yo El Fantasma de Madagascar Debo Comernos Vivo Jajajajaja"
  4. Zoey: "Eyes"
  5. Gwen: "I know Cody likes those gophers"

Episode 14: "Brazilian Baby"Edit

  1. Leshawna: "WHOOOHOO WE ARE IN BRETZEL!"
  2. Dakota: "La la la! Let's build a boat! And sail into the 7 seas"
  3. Dawn: *puts on purple swimsuit* "Here Chris, I'm way hotter than Lindsay" :P
  4. Evil Lindsay: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH"
  5. Dawn: *makes evil face at Cody*

Episode 15: "Russian Revenge"Edit

  1. Chris: "Okay guys, welcome to the Soviet Union... the land of cold, cold and missiles" :P
  2. Chef: "So yeah today WERE GOING IN ONTARIO"
  3. Leshawna: *fart into the bobsled* "Oops sorry guys i eat too much beans"
  4. Zoey: "Nah, those butterflies already fried from my stomach acids by now"
  5. Ezekiel: "Of course, the US haven't been the best at everything recently"

Episode 16: "Mexican Money"Edit

  1. Leshawna: "oh well now cody is gone I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT" *wake up* "IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLA TIEM"
  2. Dakota: "So Blaineley will be hosting today... Eww..."
  3. Blaineley: "Stop singing! My ears are hurting!"
  4. Chef: "ON TOTAL DRAMA... I LIKE TRAINS"
  5. Dawn: "I call them Evil Cody Cheater Tacos! These tacos are so spicy Cody deserves to eat them and burn"

Episode 17: "Greek Gods"Edit

  1. Chef: "FOUND OUT RIGHT NOW ON..."
  2. Chef: "BOOOM UNDERDOGS PLANE DESTROYED"
  3. Chef: "STOP SIGNING YOUR VOICE HURT MY EARS"
  4. Evil Sam : "Donde Esta Evil Lindsay?"
  5. Chef: "OH I FORGOT YOU HAVE TO SIGN"

Episode 18: "Antarctic Alejandro"Edit

  1. Courtney: *laughs at Duncan and Leshawna's godplay*
  2. Chef: "dawn i have put bomb on your penguins BOOOM"
  3. Music: "cu cu cu cuuuuuuuuuuuttttttte penguins r so cute so we siiiiiiiiiiiing wth them" Music "oghhhhhhhhhhhhh"
  4. Duncan: *smuggles a penguin on bored*
  5. Chef: "AND FOR THE LOOSERS A MUDDY DURTY HOT CHOOCLATE WITH EZEKIEL PUKE ON IT"

Episode 19: "Niagara Newbies"Edit

  1. Chris: "Owen is now a speedboat" :P
  2. Chris: "Besides, just vote for the worst player who didn't even compete" *coughs* Ezekiel *coughs*
  3. Dawn: "Oh yeah!" *pulls Dakota hair* "Let's make your perfect hair as messy as mine" >:)
  4. Courtney: "Who would be stupid enough to date Dakota LOL"
  5. Duncan: *pushes Dakota in* "Too bad, girlfriends suck"

Episode 20: "Colombian Coolness"Edit

  1. Chef: "LOL THIS CHALLENGE IS HILARIOUS"
  2. Chef: "STOP SIGNING MY EARS HURT"
  3. Chef: "SIN OR GET KICKED"
  4. Chef: "Mal give dawn poison and dawn drink it that why she is evil"
  5. Dawn: "But then again you got some goth breath in you Cody"

Episode 21: "TDWT Aftermath II"Edit

  1. Chef: "SO THE ANNOYING GIRL STACI!"
  2. Staci: "wak y great greta great grandmother invented barf bags before her pepole just barf in his hand"
  3. Cody: "BOOOO!" *starts throwing trash at them*
  4. Staci: "NO LETS GO WIT ME" *DRINK A POTION AND TRANSFORM TO A GIANT MUTANT* "WRAAAA IM A TALL BIG MUTANT" *KICK GEOFF INTO THE GROINS*
  5. Anne Maria: "OMG YOUR AMAZING *MAKING OUT WITH JUSTIN*

Episode 22: "Filipino Flock"Edit

  1. Ezekiel: "EVERYBODY DO THE FILIPINO FLOP!"
  2. Chris: "Welcome to the Philippines, the land of nothing but boring stuff and a good boxer who got beat in Vegas"
  3. Izzy: *eats doll* "YUMMY"
  4. Jo: "I was gonna say Epic Eagles, but Eating Eagles makes our team look stupid." :(
  5. Izzy: *conf* "Okay... My imaginary friends are turning real so I need to... David stop! Stupid David!"

Episode 23: "African Avatars"Edit

  1. Dawn: *pets a tiger*
  2. Cody: "That's a paper masche immunity statue zoey"
  3. Mike: *as svetlana* "Yeah, throw 'em at me guys :D" Ghost FRISBEES NOW HAVE SPIKES IN THEM Ghost "Wait! Never mind :D"
  4. Zoey: *throws super hard at dawns face*
  5. Stop ALL BALLS SPLASH; PLEASE DO NOT TALK Stop

Episode 24: "Arabian Arson"Edit

  1. Chris: "The temperatures is 32 degrees very hot!"
  2. Dawn: "Well it is hot..." *takes off sweater to reveal a tanktop* "Much better" :D
  3. Izzy: *does a backflip and lands on feet* "HA HA STILL STANDING!" :D
  4. Jo: *kisses Dakota* "La la la la la"
  5. Zoey: "My feet are burning!" *does backflip and lands in a handstand* "That's better"

Episode 25: "Amsterdam is Awesome"Edit

  1. Chris: "Okay guys welcome to the Netherlands! This is the land of escorts and legal drugs"
  2. Lindsay: "Yay! Annie Frankfurt!"
  3. Jo: *conf* "Frankfurt? Kinda sounds like Frank- FART!"
  4. Lindsay: *conf* "I think Boey wants to eliminate Clot"
  5. Chef: *puts on nazi hat*

Episode 26: "Vietnam Ventures"Edit

  1. Chris: "For the US army"
  2. Chef: "TIME FOR WAR MAGGOTS!"
  3. Dawn: "I know" *kisses Cody* "We're finally hippies" :D
  4. Lindsay: "Good thing I'm Lilly, bye Lindsay!"
  5. Owen: "That's not true, the hippies were only the ones who were not fighting"

Episode 27: "Turkish Tellite"Edit

  1. Cody: "Oh wow Turkey, that must be where Thanksgiving was invented"
  2. Chris: "Yes guys, Turkey! The land of Turkeys!"
  3. Scott: "Never mind chris is more stupid LOL"
  4. Dawn: "Me, I eat pizza for Thanksgiving"
  5. Dawn: "I know I feel bad on every bite"

Episode 28: "Swedish Sours"Edit

  1. Scott: "You look like a winter person Dawn"
  2. Cody: "Sweden pretty! Sweet like my Dawn"
  3. Dawn: Music "Yay, I'm the snow Dawn" Music
  4. Chris: "Fine then everyone will ski down this mountain, first person to get to the bottom sins!"
  5. Owen: *skis and hits many rocks* "OWW, Oww!"

Episode 29: "Castro's Cuban Celebration"Edit

  1. Chris: "My Plane!!! My beautiful plane"
  2. Dawn: "Yeah, and this close to the finale, with us two together, there is nothing stopping us now" :D Ghost PLANE STALL Ghost
  3. Scott: "Great, Island of the Communists"
  4. Chef: "Okay who here wants Cuban cigars?"
  5. Chris: "Wait, I think Cuba is selling their Cold war missiles to North Korea"

Episode 30: "Korean Krauss"Edit

  1. Izzy: "Explosivo wants to BOOM BOOM!" *goes play with nukes*
  2. Scott: "Of course, they are nukes... the worst kind Explosivo could play with" :P
  3. Chris: "Yes, we must stop this war before it ever begins"
  4. Owen: "That's ok, we're Canadian"
  5. Ghost BOOM BOOM Owen BLOWS UP Ghost Chris: "Oh no! Owen ate the bomb! I guess Owen is OUT!" :D

Episode 31: "Legolas' Lavish"Edit

  1. Scott: "Dammit guys, I'm still here you know" :P
  2. Cody: "I'll help you Dawn" *grabs Dawn out of water*
  3. Dawn: "Yeah I know" *shakes hair* "I should of brought my pink swimsuit if I knew this was gonna be a water challenge" :P
  4. Chef: "Yeah, we got a naval battle going on"
  5. Dawn: "It's a secret Cody, let's just say I "swim" faster than your boat" :P

Episode 32: "TDWT Aftermath III"Edit

  1. Cody: "team dawn!"
  2. Mal: *conf* "Well well well, Brick has 5 immunity idols, eh? It would be a shame if they were to... disappear..."
  3. Lindsay: "Wait, isn't her name Brawn?"
  4. Duncan: "Ugh, I like Dawn, a lot, but... team Scott..."
  5. Zoey: S "Chef's spaceplane!"

Episode 33: "Hawaiian Finale!"Edit

  1. Chris: "You are now a millionaire!"
  2. Zoey: "Did Chef suffer a concussion?"
  3. Dawn: *rocking back and forth in a ball* "Save the animals, save the animals, save the animals..."
  4. Dawn: "I know, sometimes slower is better!"
  5. Ezekiel: *rises up from the ground, looking normal again* "Wait! I'm here! Who won?"

Season 4: Total Drama: Revenge of the IslandEdit

Episode 16: "Magic Mutants"Edit

  1. Mal: *kisses Cody*
  2. Zoey: *kisses Cody*

Season 5: Total Drama All-StarsEdit

Episode 10: "Extreme Truth or Dare!"Edit

  1. Mike: "Okay, Cameron..."
  2. Mike: "I am now going to..."
  3. Mal: "TAKE your virginity!"

Episode 24: "Ultimate All-Star Finale"Edit

  1. Cody: "Thanks for the wheelie back there mike, I swallowed more dirt then Trent in grade school..."

Special: "Farewell Losers! See You Next Time!"Edit

Season 6: Total Drama: Pahkitew IslandEdit

Episode 4: "Frozen Madness"Edit

  1. Elsa: *freezes the entire island*

Episode 9: "Mike & Cody Merging"Edit

  1. Amy: "We're very happy!" *makes out with Dave*
  2. Dave: "Me likes twin!" :D
  3. Dave: *gets super horny*

Episode 10: "Eating Idols & Revenge, Oh My!"Edit

  1. Chef: "YOU LOSE!"
  2. Dave: *holds up chainsaw* "D-d-d-d-d-Dat's all folks! NOW DIE" *rips the camera with the saw*
  3. Amy: "LAST SENTENCE OF THE EPISODE!"

Season 7: Total Drama ReloadedEdit

Episode 8: "Heather's Bug Aftermath"Edit

  1. Chris: "Remember to have your vacuums on SUCK, please do not BLOW"
  2. Heather: Okay *comes out*
  3. Chris: "FIRE!!! :D

Episode 25: "Goodbye Loser! Hello Winner!"Edit

  1. Izzy: "MY PARENTS GIVED ME TNT FOR CHRISTMAS"
  2. Izzy: *THROW TNT AT BLAINELEY*
  3. Blaineley: "AHHHH!!!" *burns*

Special: "Boat to Boney Island"Edit

  1. Steve: *comes down from the heavens cloaked in fire and lands on the dock*
  2. Steve: "I HAVE ARRIVED"
  3. Staci: *busts through wall riding the Wrecking Ball* "Hi Everyone!"

Season 8: Total Drama Boney IslandEdit

(coming soon; many-many funny lines)

Season 9: Total Drama KingdomEdit

Episode 1: "Storm the Castle"Edit

  1. "Blame it on Vin!" - Chris
  2. "In the dungeon! Ha ha ha!" - Chef
  3. "*lures wolves to Team 2*" - Vin
  4. "Bat of Shame!" - Katie
  5. "Wolves get eaten by wolves, cool huh?" - Chris

Episode 2: "Medieval Knievel"Edit

  1. "Anyway guys, let's go fight that GARGOYLE!!!" - Chris
  2. "Yeah Wolves you get nothing, but Eva's fists!" - Chris
  3. "Okay Vin" *gives him a rock sword* "You go fight him!" - Chris
  4. "It's a tie again! Ha ha ha!" - Chris
  5. "I don't know which is worse. My team or the voting system." - Eva
  6. "Yeah, thanks to you Chef our plane blew up! But, we'll blame it on Vin anyway :P" - Chris
  7. "It's a gargoyle!" - Chef
  8. "What it was? I thought that was a real thing dude!" - Chris
  9. *Activates bat and it throws Dakota at China* - Chef
  10. "This is officially the craziest elimination ceremony ever!" - Duncan
  11. "Okay then" *gives sword to Dakota* "Eva is strong she can play with her fists!" - Chris

Episode 4: "No Groceries in the Woods"Edit

  • Katie : *Put fire on a entire forest and kill million of animals*
  • Chris : "Wait guys, don't kill my chickens"
  • Eva : "That's a mule, idiot."
  • Chris : "Cus stupid Vin here ate all the sushi from last night"
  • Sadie : "CASTLE! yes"

Episode 3: "Kraken Sushi"Edit

Funniest LinesEdit

  1. *eats whole shark alive* - Sadie
  2. *shoves poop down Vin's throat* - Sadie
  3. "Ha ha, Tyler looks better in that bikini than Sadie!" - Chef
  4. "I'm a goth, I don't wear bikinis" - Gwen
  5. "It's unanimous then!" - Chris
  6. *grabs knife and starts cutting the monsters in small pieces fast as hell* - Sadie
  7. "Oh what the hell, I love you again" *kisses Zeke* - Gwen
  8. "While the Wolves we're slow once again thanks to Vin not helping them" - Chris
  9. *conf* "Yes! I knew that I would score Gwen... just didn't think that it would happen this fast! Thank you sea monsters" :D - Ezekiel
  10. "Take her away Chef!" - Chris

Episode 5: "The Fat and the Furious"Edit

Notable LinesEdit

  • TD Chef : "Okay maggots!!! It's eating time!"
  • TD Ezekiel : *pulls Gwen in and makes out with her*
  • TD Chris : "Then welcome... OWEN!!!"
  • TD Chris : "Now that the immunity idol has been found" *coughs* Duncan *coughs*
  • TD Chris : "Nice to see you here Bats!"
  • TD Katie : Defeat Sandwiches
  • TD Chris : "Shut up Bats, try losing for once, eh?"
  • TD Chris : "The name has a letter E..."
  • TD Chris : "Guess your winning streak is done!"

Funny LinesEdit

  1. TD Katie : *Flies away and lands on top of the castle*
  2. TD Chris : "Batter UP"
  3. TD Katie : They won't be able to eat while pooping
  4. TD Chris : "FALSE START"
  5. TD Katie : Team, I am your sexy black leader and I have laxatives
  6. TD Chef : "Yeah, eat FATTER"
  7. TD Owen : I'm trying. *stomach rumbles* I think I have indigestion.
  8. TD Gwen : LOL the jocks are still here
  9. TD Chris : "Maybe we should of used the rocket :P"
  10. Vin : Yay, eating time, if only I was in this game LOL :P
  11. TD Chris : "Chef! Take that goth to the BAT"
  12. TD Chris : "Guess goths can fly"

Episode 6: "Rapunzel's Bungee Massacre"Edit

Funniest Lines
Rank By Order Quote By Line
1 11 Owen *runs in and pushes Katie out of castle*
2 8 Katie Show everyone what you always wanted as a child and nobody gave you! FLY DUNCAN! FLY!
3 6 Katie *Gives the biggest wedgie ever on Vin and swings back up holding him*
4 13 Katie *Eats all the five barbies*
5 10 Katie I'M NOT KATIE ANYMORE, I'M COMMANDO KATIE!
6 4 Chris *grabs Vin and ties him up to the bungee cord* "As Vin here will demonstrate..."
7 5 Vin *swings back up, and lands on Katie*
8 12 Owen *lands fat on ground* Owwie :(
9 16 Owen Ahhhh! *lands 10 feet away*
10 15 Katie *Eats the rock*
11 3 Owen *conf* Did he just say... BUNGEE!!!
12 14 Chef *breaks bungee rope* Ha ha ha!
13 1 Mal *makes Chef catch on fire*
14 2 Chris "I heard Sadie is still lurking around in these lands"
15 9 Tyler *jumps down and grab 3 barbies* Yeah!
16 7 Owen Yeah, no way I'm doing that!

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