This page is about the greatest and funniest quotes throughout the seasons.
Season 1: Total Drama IslandEdit
Season 2: Total Drama ActionEdit
Season 3: Total Drama World TourEdit
Episode 1: "Welcome to the World"Edit
- : "I think your the biggest b**** of them all"
- : "I like planes"
- : "Yo Yo Yo! The Zeke is in the house, uhh plane!"
- : "Hi guys! I cant wait to go on a plane with my friends and Cody to find new nature!"
- : "BTW Ezekiel your never gonna be popular, unless your a zombie :P"
Episode 2: "Playtime in Paris"Edit
- : "MMH Hey Noah, DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF MY WHITE CHCOLATE? OMG!"
- : "Whoah cam you're like a bouncy ball!"
- : "omg omg omg omg SHOPPING"
- : *Get's down on one knee* "Beth... I know I've only known you a short while but... I feel like it's been forever... so..." *Puts on onion ring on Beth's finger*... "will you go out with me? :')"
- : "Chris will u marry me?"
Episode 3: "Asian Adventures"Edit
- : *conf* "Great! Lightning embarrassed me in front of Heather by showing my underwear!"
- : "Oh hello there, Mrs. Chinese woman! I am so, so, sad that I am so, so woolin'!"
- : "Really, did you guys get there that fast?"
- : "That's cus your so tiny, Dawn"
- : "Okay you all have to sing... IN CHINESE!!! "
Episode 4: "London Luck"Edit
- : "The UK? Don't they have like... horrible food here?"
- : "Finally Lightning is gone! His butt got sha-kicked out of the plane!"
- : "London! Doctor Who... Harry Potter YEA!"
- : "Also, Harry Potter and the USA came from this country"
- : "You just lost in the London challenge like the real TDWT"
Episode 5: "Spanish Summer"Edit
- : "Ciao compagni di viaggio!"
- : "Well, that was definitely not a shocker, now... time for that lick" *licks Chris*
- : "Oh is that the church that never gets built?"
- : "Really, Spain is bad not have pizza"
- : "Yeah, it would be so cool if it recorded me and you making-out :)"
Episode 6: "Italian Idols"Edit
- : "Hey! I know I'm large but you don't have to call me a bulldozer!"
- : *farts in the other team hoeagie*
- : *licks Chris* "Taste like hair gel..."
- : "Yes" *eats hoagie* "So long, yeah I like it!"
- : "Okay then we won, my job here is done" *pushes Dawn out of car*
Episode 7: "German Games"Edit
- : "Isn't Germany like the chocolate empire?"
- : *starts engine* "Aww man, this doesn't sound good for the environment" :P
- : "In here we can't do the first or the second, so we will do the third!"
- : "SINGING? NO" *stops kissing*
- : "Keep your speed limit under 88 mph guys, we don't want anyone traveling through time" :P
Episode 8: "Sydney Sucks"Edit
- : "Wow, Sydney Sucks!"
- : "I hate you all so much"
- : *conf* "Ughh... can you believe how Chris is so selfish? Next time I lose, I will vote Chris out!"
- : "Since 95% of Australians live in this city anyway" :P
- : *sees opera house* "Hmn... I'm pretty sure we aren't just singing, Dawn" :P
Episode 9: "Japanese Jumbo"Edit
- : "in JAPANESE!!! :D"
- : *conf* "そ神！我々はより VS バロックワークス再び失った！私は憤慨しています！激怒！彼らは今失うする必要があります！"
- : *EATS ALL THE JAPANESE RICE AND SUSHI AND EVERYTHING!!!*
- : "A Dragon Roll, great! The one thing I don't know how to make!"
- : "Sushi!"
Episode 10: "TDWT Aftermath I"Edit
- : "It is me, Chris MacLame and..."
- : "Welcome to the Total Drama World Tour Aftermath... I'm Geoff, and I will not be hosting today. Chris and, uhhh... Blaineley will"
- : "They are too busy finding their way here after they were thrown off a plane with nothing more but just a parachute and a ticket to New York" :P
- : "That's what you get for zombifying people"
- : "BOOM BOOM"
Episode 11: "Indian Island"Edit
- : "i make poop and pee!"
- : "I'll be damned, guess Dawn has a stronger stomach than me" :P
- : "i made a soup with pee alive rats and mutant hamsters!"
- : *butterflies start flying around inside of me, suddenly flies up uncontrollably* "I'm gonna fly, to the top! Yeah, yeah yeah!"
- : "Ugh!" *comes in carrying Dawn* "Why do I always get the shitty jobs" :P
Episode 12: "Egyptian Ego"Edit
- : "What's so great about them?"
- : "Yeah Gwen, Cody likes me better, right Cody? :D"
- : *Gets to top* "Done!"
- : "Oh yeah, let's climb!" *hops behind Cody* "Piggyback time!"
- : "Yeah, thank you Dawn! No one needs you" :P
Episode 13: "Madagascar Madness"Edit
- : "Oooo! Madagascar, I love those movies... I wanna dress up as the zebra!"
- : "The land of lemurs"
- Evil : "Chris Soy Yo El Fantasma de Madagascar Debo Comernos Vivo Jajajajaja"
- : "Eyes"
- : "I know Cody likes those gophers"
Episode 14: "Brazilian Baby"Edit
- : "WHOOOHOO WE ARE IN BRETZEL!"
- : "La la la! Let's build a boat! And sail into the 7 seas"
- : *puts on purple swimsuit* "Here Chris, I'm way hotter than Lindsay" :P
- Evil : "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH"
- : *makes evil face at Cody*
Episode 15: "Russian Revenge"Edit
- : "Okay guys, welcome to the Soviet Union... the land of cold, cold and missiles" :P
- : "So yeah today WERE GOING IN ONTARIO"
- : *fart into the bobsled* "Oops sorry guys i eat too much beans"
- : "Nah, those butterflies already fried from my stomach acids by now"
- : "Of course, the US haven't been the best at everything recently"
Episode 16: "Mexican Money"Edit
- : "oh well now cody is gone I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT" *wake up* "IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLA TIEM"
- : "So Blaineley will be hosting today... Eww..."
- : "Stop singing! My ears are hurting!"
- : "ON TOTAL DRAMA... I LIKE TRAINS"
- : "I call them Evil Cody Cheater Tacos! These tacos are so spicy Cody deserves to eat them and burn"
Episode 17: "Greek Gods"Edit
- : "FOUND OUT RIGHT NOW ON..."
- : "BOOOM UNDERDOGS PLANE DESTROYED"
- : "STOP SIGNING YOUR VOICE HURT MY EARS"
- Evil : "Donde Esta Evil Lindsay?"
- : "OH I FORGOT YOU HAVE TO SIGN"
Episode 18: "Antarctic Alejandro"Edit
- : *laughs at Duncan and Leshawna's godplay*
- : "dawn i have put bomb on your penguins BOOOM"
- : "cu cu cu cuuuuuuuuuuuttttttte penguins r so cute so we siiiiiiiiiiiing wth them" "oghhhhhhhhhhhhh"
- : *smuggles a penguin on bored*
- : "AND FOR THE LOOSERS A MUDDY DURTY HOT CHOOCLATE WITH EZEKIEL PUKE ON IT"
Episode 19: "Niagara Newbies"Edit
- : "Owen is now a speedboat" :P
- : "Besides, just vote for the worst player who didn't even compete" *coughs* Ezekiel *coughs*
- : "Oh yeah!" *pulls Dakota hair* "Let's make your perfect hair as messy as mine" >:)
- : "Who would be stupid enough to date Dakota LOL"
- : *pushes Dakota in* "Too bad, girlfriends suck"
Episode 20: "Colombian Coolness"Edit
- : "LOL THIS CHALLENGE IS HILARIOUS"
- : "STOP SIGNING MY EARS HURT"
- : "SIN OR GET KICKED"
- : "Mal give dawn poison and dawn drink it that why she is evil"
- : "But then again you got some goth breath in you Cody"
Episode 21: "TDWT Aftermath II"Edit
- : "SO THE ANNOYING GIRL STACI!"
- : "wak y great greta great grandmother invented barf bags before her pepole just barf in his hand"
- : "BOOOO!" *starts throwing trash at them*
- : "NO LETS GO WIT ME" *DRINK A POTION AND TRANSFORM TO A GIANT MUTANT* "WRAAAA IM A TALL BIG MUTANT" *KICK GEOFF INTO THE GROINS*
- : "OMG YOUR AMAZING *MAKING OUT WITH JUSTIN*
Episode 22: "Filipino Flock"Edit
- : "EVERYBODY DO THE FILIPINO FLOP!"
- : "Welcome to the Philippines, the land of nothing but boring stuff and a good boxer who got beat in Vegas"
- : *eats doll* "YUMMY"
- : "I was gonna say Epic Eagles, but Eating Eagles makes our team look stupid." :(
- : *conf* "Okay... My imaginary friends are turning real so I need to... David stop! Stupid David!"
Episode 23: "African Avatars"Edit
- : *pets a tiger*
- : "That's a paper masche immunity statue zoey"
- : *as svetlana* "Yeah, throw 'em at me guys :D" FRISBEES NOW HAVE SPIKES IN THEM "Wait! Never mind :D"
- : *throws super hard at dawns face*
- ALL BALLS SPLASH; PLEASE DO NOT TALK
Episode 24: "Arabian Arson"Edit
- : "The temperatures is 32 degrees very hot!"
- : "Well it is hot..." *takes off sweater to reveal a tanktop* "Much better" :D
- : *does a backflip and lands on feet* "HA HA STILL STANDING!" :D
- : *kisses Dakota* "La la la la la"
- : "My feet are burning!" *does backflip and lands in a handstand* "That's better"
Episode 25: "Amsterdam is Awesome"Edit
- : "Okay guys welcome to the Netherlands! This is the land of escorts and legal drugs"
- : "Yay! Annie Frankfurt!"
- : *conf* "Frankfurt? Kinda sounds like Frank- FART!"
- : *conf* "I think Boey wants to eliminate Clot"
- : *puts on nazi hat*
Episode 26: "Vietnam Ventures"Edit
- : "For the US army"
- : "TIME FOR WAR MAGGOTS!"
- : "I know" *kisses Cody* "We're finally hippies" :D
- : "Good thing I'm Lilly, bye Lindsay!"
- : "That's not true, the hippies were only the ones who were not fighting"
Episode 27: "Turkish Tellite"Edit
- : "Oh wow Turkey, that must be where Thanksgiving was invented"
- : "Yes guys, Turkey! The land of Turkeys!"
- : "Never mind chris is more stupid LOL"
- : "Me, I eat pizza for Thanksgiving"
- : "I know I feel bad on every bite"
Episode 28: "Swedish Sours"Edit
- : "You look like a winter person Dawn"
- : "Sweden pretty! Sweet like my Dawn"
- : "Yay, I'm the snow Dawn"
- : "Fine then everyone will ski down this mountain, first person to get to the bottom sins!"
- : *skis and hits many rocks* "OWW, Oww!"
Episode 29: "Castro's Cuban Celebration"Edit
- : "My Plane!!! My beautiful plane"
- : "Yeah, and this close to the finale, with us two together, there is nothing stopping us now" :D PLANE STALL
- : "Great, Island of the Communists"
- : "Okay who here wants Cuban cigars?"
- : "Wait, I think Cuba is selling their Cold war missiles to North Korea"
Episode 30: "Korean Krauss"Edit
- : "Explosivo wants to BOOM BOOM!" *goes play with nukes*
- : "Of course, they are nukes... the worst kind Explosivo could play with" :P
- : "Yes, we must stop this war before it ever begins"
- : "That's ok, we're Canadian"
- BOOM BOOM BLOWS UP : "Oh no! Owen ate the bomb! I guess Owen is OUT!" :D
Episode 31: "Legolas' Lavish"Edit
- : "Dammit guys, I'm still here you know" :P
- : "I'll help you Dawn" *grabs Dawn out of water*
- : "Yeah I know" *shakes hair* "I should of brought my pink swimsuit if I knew this was gonna be a water challenge" :P
- : "Yeah, we got a naval battle going on"
- : "It's a secret Cody, let's just say I "swim" faster than your boat" :P
Episode 32: "TDWT Aftermath III"Edit
- : "team dawn!"
- : *conf* "Well well well, Brick has 5 immunity idols, eh? It would be a shame if they were to... disappear..."
- : "Wait, isn't her name Brawn?"
- : "Ugh, I like Dawn, a lot, but... team Scott..."
- : S "Chef's spaceplane!"
Episode 33: "Hawaiian Finale!"Edit
- : "You are now a millionaire!"
- : "Did Chef suffer a concussion?"
- : *rocking back and forth in a ball* "Save the animals, save the animals, save the animals..."
- : "I know, sometimes slower is better!"
- : *rises up from the ground, looking normal again* "Wait! I'm here! Who won?"
Season 4: Total Drama: Revenge of the IslandEdit
Episode 16: "Magic Mutants"Edit
Season 5: Total Drama All-StarsEdit
Episode 10: "Extreme Truth or Dare!"Edit
Episode 24: "Ultimate All-Star Finale"Edit
Special: "Farewell Losers! See You Next Time!"Edit
Season 6: Total Drama: Pahkitew IslandEdit
Episode 4: "Frozen Madness"Edit
Episode 9: "Mike & Cody Merging"Edit
Episode 10: "Eating Idols & Revenge, Oh My!"Edit
- : "YOU LOSE!"
- : *holds up chainsaw* "D-d-d-d-d-Dat's all folks! NOW DIE" *rips the camera with the saw*
- : "LAST SENTENCE OF THE EPISODE!"
Season 7: Total Drama ReloadedEdit
Episode 8: "Heather's Bug Aftermath"Edit
Episode 25: "Goodbye Loser! Hello Winner!"Edit
Special: "Boat to Boney Island"Edit
- : *comes down from the heavens cloaked in fire and lands on the dock*
- : "I HAVE ARRIVED"
- : *busts through wall riding the Wrecking Ball* "Hi Everyone!"
Season 8: Total Drama Boney IslandEdit
(coming soon; many-many funny lines)
Season 9: Total Drama KingdomEdit
Episode 1: "Storm the Castle"Edit
- "Blame it on Vin!" - Chris
- "In the dungeon! Ha ha ha!" - Chef
- "*lures wolves to Team 2*" - Vin
- "Bat of Shame!" - Katie
- "Wolves get eaten by wolves, cool huh?" - Chris
Episode 2: "Medieval Knievel"Edit
- "Anyway guys, let's go fight that GARGOYLE!!!" - Chris
- "Yeah Wolves you get nothing, but Eva's fists!" - Chris
- "Okay Vin" *gives him a rock sword* "You go fight him!" - Chris
- "It's a tie again! Ha ha ha!" - Chris
- "I don't know which is worse. My team or the voting system." - Eva
- "Yeah, thanks to you Chef our plane blew up! But, we'll blame it on Vin anyway :P" - Chris
- "It's a gargoyle!" - Chef
- "What it was? I thought that was a real thing dude!" - Chris
- *Activates bat and it throws Dakota at China* - Chef
- "This is officially the craziest elimination ceremony ever!" - Duncan
- "Okay then" *gives sword to Dakota* "Eva is strong she can play with her fists!" - Chris
Episode 4: "No Groceries in the Woods"Edit
- : *Put fire on a entire forest and kill million of animals*
- : "Wait guys, don't kill my chickens"
- : "That's a mule, idiot."
- : "Cus stupid Vin here ate all the sushi from last night"
- : "CASTLE! yes"
Episode 3: "Kraken Sushi"Edit
- *eats whole shark alive* - Sadie
- *shoves poop down Vin's throat* - Sadie
- "Ha ha, Tyler looks better in that bikini than Sadie!" - Chef
- "I'm a goth, I don't wear bikinis" - Gwen
- "It's unanimous then!" - Chris
- *grabs knife and starts cutting the monsters in small pieces fast as hell* - Sadie
- "Oh what the hell, I love you again" *kisses Zeke* - Gwen
- "While the Wolves we're slow once again thanks to Vin not helping them" - Chris
- *conf* "Yes! I knew that I would score Gwen... just didn't think that it would happen this fast! Thank you sea monsters" :D - Ezekiel
- "Take her away Chef!" - Chris
Episode 5: "The Fat and the Furious"Edit
- : "Okay maggots!!! It's eating time!"
- : *pulls Gwen in and makes out with her*
- : "Then welcome... OWEN!!!"
- : "Now that the immunity idol has been found" *coughs* Duncan *coughs*
- : "Nice to see you here Bats!"
- : Defeat Sandwiches
- : "Shut up Bats, try losing for once, eh?"
- : "The name has a letter E..."
- : "Guess your winning streak is done!"
- : *Flies away and lands on top of the castle*
- : "Batter UP"
- : They won't be able to eat while pooping
- : "FALSE START"
- : Team, I am your sexy black leader and I have laxatives
- : "Yeah, eat FATTER"
- : I'm trying. *stomach rumbles* I think I have indigestion.
- : LOL the jocks are still here
- : "Maybe we should of used the rocket :P"
- : Yay, eating time, if only I was in this game LOL :P
- : "Chef! Take that goth to the BAT"
- : "Guess goths can fly"
Episode 6: "Rapunzel's Bungee Massacre"Edit
|Rank||By Order||Quote By||Line|
|1||11||Owen||*runs in and pushes Katie out of castle*|
|2||8||Katie||Show everyone what you always wanted as a child and nobody gave you! FLY DUNCAN! FLY!|
|3||6||Katie||*Gives the biggest wedgie ever on Vin and swings back up holding him*|
|4||13||Katie||*Eats all the five barbies*|
|5||10||Katie||I'M NOT KATIE ANYMORE, I'M COMMANDO KATIE!|
|6||4||Chris||*grabs Vin and ties him up to the bungee cord* "As Vin here will demonstrate..."|
|7||5||Vin||*swings back up, and lands on Katie*|
|8||12||Owen||*lands fat on ground* Owwie :(|
|9||16||Owen||Ahhhh! *lands 10 feet away*|
|10||15||Katie||*Eats the rock*|
|11||3||Owen||*conf* Did he just say... BUNGEE!!!|
|12||14||Chef||*breaks bungee rope* Ha ha ha!|
|13||1||Mal||*makes Chef catch on fire*|
|14||2||Chris||"I heard Sadie is still lurking around in these lands"|
|15||9||Tyler||*jumps down and grab 3 barbies* Yeah!|
|16||7||Owen||Yeah, no way I'm doing that!|